What hormones/peptides can take a 35yo oldcel to improve his bones/androgenic features/dick size?

[Slayerino]

Yes, I know already I'm too fucking old. There must be something that is not a cope for me.
@Dyorotic2

 

[maxmendietta]

No cope for u son. You are in age to slay prime jbs at the geriatric house

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Blast tren til u die

 

[Golang]

It's too late for you, grandpa.

Your only solution is to rope and hope for reincarnation.

 

[Deleted member 2756]

sorry pops

there is nothing for your prehistoric old ass.

again, my condolences.

 

[maxmendietta]

fosilmaxx at some museum and get status maxxed ded srs tbhmngql

 

[Slayerino]

No cope for u son. You are in age to slay prime jbs at the geriatric house

It's too late for you, grandpa.

Your only solution is to rope and hope for reincarnation.

sorry pops

there is nothing for your prehistoric old ass.

again, my condolences.

fosilmaxx at some museum and get status maxxed ded srs tbhmngql

U WILL ALL WAGESLAVE IN MY COMPANY WHILE I HAVE THE FREE TIME AND MONEY TO SLAY YOUR CUTE JB VIRGIN ONEITIS

 

[Deleted member 2756]

U WILL ALL WAGESLAVE IN MY COMPANY WHILE I HAVE THE FREE TIME AND MONEY TO SLAY YOUR CUTE JB VIRGIN ONEITIS

nigga you're a dinosaur

 

[maxmendietta]

U WILL ALL WAGESLAVE IN MY COMPANY WHILE I HAVE THE FREE TIME AND MONEY TO SLAY YOUR CUTE JB VIRGIN ONEITIS

wageslave jfl ur 35 how will u even get accepted in a company. ur past ur prime.

 

[Golang]

U WILL ALL WAGESLAVE IN MY COMPANY WHILE I HAVE THE FREE TIME AND MONEY TO SLAY YOUR CUTE JB VIRGIN ONEITIS

Ugly:
Mid-life Crisis:
Depressed:
Rope: (not yet)

 

[Slayerino]

wageslave jfl ur 35 how will u even get accepted in a company. ur past ur prime.

I OWN A COMPANY, SEND ME YOUR CV SO I CAN REJECT U

nigga you're a dinosaur

AND UR FIRED

Ugly:
Mid-life Crisis:
Depressed:
Rope: (not yet)

UNEMPLOYED:

 

[DianabolDownie]

is 35 considered a grandpa these days or something?

 

[Slayerino]

is 35 considered a grandpa these days or something?

On this site yes because the average age here probably is 15yo

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

On this site yes because the average age here probably is 15yo

I'll come work for u, how much u pay me

 

[Slayerino]

I'll come work for u, how much u pay me

It depends, can you pretend you're working hard while not doing anything of concrete in 9 hours?

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

It depends, can you pretend you're working hard while not doing anything of concrete in 9 hours?

I do that everyday of my life

 

[Crazzen8]

whoops

 

[Slayerino]

Delta-sleep-inducing peptide (DSIP)-like material was detected in human breast milk of two women by RIA with a recovery of about 90%

Wrong thread buddy

 

[Halotestin]

Your T should still bê good at that age

 

[Slayerino]

Your T should still bê good at that age

I want it to be GREAT not good

 

[Deleted member 2756]

I want it to be GREAT not good

inject then you moron.

buy some test powder from a chink vendor and inject till you die.

 

[Slayerino]

jfl at this fucking fossil

DN RD TOO BUSY FUCKING UR SINGLE MOM BECAUSE SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY THE RENT THIS MONTH

 

[DianabolDownie]

DN RD TOO BUSY FUCKING UR SINGLE MOM BECAUSE SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY THE RENT THIS MONTH

brutal

 

[Slayerino]

inject then you moron.

buy some test powder from a chink vendor and inject till you die.

What exactly should I inject? Cement? Be more specific

 

[Deleted member 2756]

can you send me semen samples, op?

it's just, I've never studied the sperm of a prehistoric dinosaur before.

 

[Slayerino]

my mum doesn’t date people under 6’3 so it’s most likely over for you buddboyo

We're not dating. I'm just using her as a disposable cumrag

 

[DianabolDownie]

my mum doesn’t date people under 6’3 so it’s most likely over for you buddboyo

ROPE BUDY BOYO, SHE WAS SUCKING MY 5'9 MANLET ASS OFF LAST NIGHT
SWALLOWED EVERY DROP AND KEPT SUCKING
I DONT NEED HER TO DATE ME, SHES STILL MY PERSONAL SEMEN EXTRACTOR

 

[Slayerino]

can you send me semen samples, op?

it's just, I've never studied the sperm of a prehistoric dinosaur before.

Open your mouth, I'm sending it to you rn

 

[Deleted member 2756]

Open your mouth, I'm sending it to you rn

my dad's only 8 years older than you

cage cage cage cage.

bro you could be my dad.

 

[DianabolDownie]

over...

Your mother thinks otherwise

 

[Slayerino]

bro you could be my dad.

Son, I have bad news for you

 

[DianabolDownie]

my mum is 5’10 and unironically said anyone shorter than her, regardless of whether they are a millionaire supermodel or not, is utterly repulsive in her eyes. it legitimately never even began.

my genital juices are being digested by her right now son

 

[Slayerino]

my mum is 5’10 and unironically said anyone shorter than her, regardless of whether they are a millionaire supermodel or not, is utterly repulsive in her eyes. it legitimately never even began.

Your mother is a filthy whore addicted to cum guzzling

 

[DianabolDownie]

you guys may be able to rape delicate women and pay for hookers, but you will never satisfy your deep primal urge to be truly desired by an attractive woman. it is well and truly over.

you will never experience a teenage pedo girl lusting after your dick when you were 8 years old

KEEP CRYING FOR ME

 

[Slayerino]

you guys may be able to rape delicate women and pay for hookers, but you will never satisfy your deep primal urge to be truly desired by an attractive woman. it is well and truly over.

YOUR MOTHER IS A COCK SLEEVE THAT I USE DURING THE WINTER.

 

[DianabolDownie]

your brain has not developed to a point of even desiring such an activity to take place at that age. the only time you had a sexual experience is when your brain wasn’t even able to appreciate it. it is well and TRULY over...

yea kidna sad, i would hide in my closet when she came over, I would defend my khhv status at all costs
at that age i couldn't really wrap my head around much of it so its weird to look back on
guess thats how inbred rednecks like her behave.

 

[Slayerino]

during the winter? unlucky chap. wrong hemisphere.

How can you even walk in that house without slipping with all the cum I spilled on the floor?

 

[Slayerino]

is this ongoing larp helping you deal with the fact that you are a fossil who is unable to repair his subhuman bones and lack of overall androgenic development? it’s over.

What I lack in bones I exceed in estate assets, that's how I can afford to fuck your post wall mom. I'm her landlord, outside and inside her.

 

[je3oe]

You guys are all autists tbh

 

[Gonners]

lmao kinda crazy that you're 35 on here tbh tbh ngl. i feel weird as fuck sometimes considering i'm 22 and i know there's like 15 year olds on here

 

[Slayerino]

imagine bragging about betabux on a looksmaxing forum

If for betabuxxing you intend letting your single mother suck my dick instead of evicting her, than I'm all for it.

I couldn't give any less of a fuck you fucking fossil

Your mother gives more than a fuck every 15th of the month

lmao kinda crazy that you're 35 on here tbh tbh ngl. i feel weird as fuck sometimes considering i'm 22 and i know there's like 15 year olds on here

it is what it is

 

[Deleted member 3512]

in before " ok boomer "

kudos from a 31 yo boomer, btw

 

[freeone12]

Swallow pill thats change bones? Sorry but loose fat or surgeries

 

[OCDMaxxing]

HGH

 

[freeone12]

Pls dont buy this jewish propaganda that once your over 25 it is the end, men are not women ffs, they want you to believe it cuz desperate30yo women wants to settle down with betamaxx who thinks that way ... most actors prime is 35-45

Prime male/female age:

 

[Schizoidcel]

tren or death, and get on retin-a+sunscreenmaxx so you can mog other oldcels (especially if you don't have the DHT sensitive baldness gene)

lmao kinda crazy that you're 35 on here tbh tbh ngl. i feel weird as fuck sometimes considering i'm 22 and i know there's like 15 year olds on here

Time goes by very fast after like 25, before you know it you're 30.
At least men don't age like milk like females as long as they take care of themselves and don't have garbage tier genes. (no cope)

 

[tryingtofindsolution]

I OWN A COMPANY, SEND ME YOUR CV SO I CAN REJECT U

AND UR FIRED

UNEMPLOYED:

Where are you locatede my main man?I might send you my CV if you live in Europe

 

[Deusmaximus]

I went to party with 2 oldcels (36 and 40), both good skull and not recessed, no norwooding. They both had success, and one (36) even laid a hot 23 year old!! The only thing that matters is your collagen, hairline, wrinkles and bodyfat.

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

Too late to considerably change the bone.

You can still use steroids to musclemax.
DHT will make you look more dry and lean.
GHRPs and HGH will increase collegen
Melanotan 2 will darken your skin + hair & increase sex drive

 

[Slayerino]

Too late to considerably change the bone.

You can still use steroids to musclemax.
DHT will make you look more dry and lean.
GHRPs and HGH will increase collegen
Melanotan 2 will darken your skin + hair & increase sex drive

It's never too late man. I need to cope. Don't take away my copes from me.