What I imagine people who speak certain languages are like

[High Cortisol Chad]

When I hear a guy speaking French I imagine a careless skinny prettyboy

When I hear a guy speaking German I imagine some precise hyper-logical technical scientist

When I hear a guy speaking Russian I imagine a guy sitting in a wifebeater, drinking vodka accompanied by his cat

When I hear a guy speaking Italian I imagine an enthusiastic, extroverted guy who likes to cook