What I learnt from having a girlfriend

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Having a girlfriend taught me women are permanent toddlers with tits. One minute she’s cooking and calling you daddy, next minute she’s crying over some instagram bitch’s vacation and demanding you fix her nonexistent problems. I’ve never seen a more unstable creature, she’ll suck your dick like a vacuum then accuse you of being toxic for not texting back in 11 minutes. The whole partner thing is a scam, she’s just a cute emotional terrorist who drains your time, money and sanity while claiming she’s “supporting” you. 10/10 would filter harder next time.
 

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