What I would do if a was a Chad and needed passive income:

[Deleted member 76351]

I would have 365 girlfriends and I would pretend to each one that I have 365 different birthdays so I would get a birthday gift every day.
Now assume each gift is 100$+ that's easy 40,000$ a year doing nothing.

 

[Deleted member 91321]

keep mentally masturbating about being a chad, it will eventually make you one. your hard work will pay off

 

[StarvedEpi]

I would sell courses to dumb niggers

 

[Scottrg]

how can i unclog my nose dawg

 

[Deleted member 76351]

I would sell courses to dumb niggers

yes chad can have many income streams

 

[Deleted member 94127]

ok? but you're not. you play the cards you're dealt. how are you planning to get out of your predicament?

 

[danielmoss]

I would have 365 girlfriends and I would pretend to each one that I have 365 different birthdays so I would get a birthday gift every day.
Now assume each gift is 100$+ that's easy 40,000$ a year doing nothing.

Genius.