What I would do if i had a son and had a lot of money

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Age 6: HGH & IGF-1 injections begin, daily limb-lengthening stretches, high-protein diet, zero sugar - height gains start now
Age 7: jaw expander installed, mewing practice, full spinal decompression routine, sprinting for natural GH spikes
Age 8: Tibial traction exercises, vitamin D+ K2 megadosing for bone density, daily hanging for athletical purposes
Age 9: Epiphyseal plate monitoring, orthopedic footwear for perfect posture, custom growth hormone timing for max effect
Age 10: Swimming for explosive growth and wide shoulders, collagen and bone growth fro joint health, neck training begins
Age 11: Full leg-lengthening braces worn at night, aggressive posture drills, monitored protein intake for peak bone growth
Age 12: Androgen blockers to delay puberty and extend growth window, chewing regimen for jawline, stretching routine intensified.
Age 13: HGH & IGF-1 cyccle doubled, jaw expander widened, test boosters
Age 14: SARMs (Osarine, LGD-4033) to build lean mass without fusing growth plates, baby fat ;iposuction, perfect tan maintenance.
Age 15: Maxillary advancement surgery if needed, minoxidl beard routine, brow ridge implants, full body microneedling
Age 16: Leg lengthening (if under 6'4), TRT starts, cheek fat graftig for midface harmony, perma bluk cycle begins
Age 17: Facial refinement surgery, eyebrow & hair transplant if needed, 6% body fat locked in, tailored wardrobe for final form.
Age 18: 6'6 peak astehtics, perfect facial harmony

(his father is 5'10 on a good day)
 
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kill that moron he stole my idea from my brain
 
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i'm going to buy my son a cart, apple earbuds, oculus for vr hentai, pizza + drpepper + monster energy for food, and a gaming pc with a reclining chair, when he is 18 i'll help him gamble on stake
 
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i'm going to buy my son a cart, apple earbuds, oculus for vr hentai, pizza + drpepper + monster energy for food, and a gaming pc with a reclining chair, when he is 18 i'll help him gamble on stake
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