What if haitian cannibals fucked jason voorhess meat and busted a big cumshot?

[asdvek]

Like what if a haitian cannibal killed @Jason Voorhees then made his meat a shape like a fleshlight toy pussy vagina thing then fucked that and busted a big pearly white thick cumshot load? What would happen?

@Xangsane
@klip11
@optimisticzoomer

 

[asdvek]

Jizz

 

[Deleted member 1140]

what if haitin cannibals cook jason voorhess meat and eat it as cure for bufleks hairloss

@klip11

 

[asdvek]

what if haitin cannibals cook jason voorhess meat and eat it as cure for bufleks hairloss

@klip11

THEM eating it will cure YOUR hairloss? How?!?!?!

 

[Deleted member 1140]

THEM eating it will cure YOUR hairloss? How?!?!?!

vodoo type of shit

 

[Akhi]

curious hypothetical

 

[Akhi]

i too wonder what would happen then

 

[klip11]

what if haitin cannibals cook jason voorhess meat and eat it as cure for bufleks hairloss

@klip11

You better start hunting @Jason Voorhees before all your hair is gone

 

[klip11]

They wouldn't do that because they would eat every morsel of @Jason Voorhees meat

 

[asdvek]

They wouldn't do that because they would eat every morsel of @Jason Voorhees meat

What if one gets really horny?

 

[Deleted member 52405]

What if Haitian cannibals fucked @klip11's wife?

 

[klip11]

What if one gets really horny?

They'll just find a snowbunny