What if Haitians eat squirtle

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If @Squirtle gets kidnapped and eaten by a Haitian gang, what will we here at .org do? Me, @buflek and @Trilogy will go ER. @Blackgymmax will go super ER because he won't be able to rub @Squirtle belly anymore
 
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that skinny vegan currycel will be of no nutritional benefit
 
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Bro you are killing me with these hypotheticals

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How would they even get squirtle? Would they abduct him from the slums of Mumbai?
 
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@Blackgymmax do you really rub squirtles belly
 
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How would they even get squirtle? Would they abduct him from the slums of Mumbai?
They would forge a relationship with him online by pretending to be a Stacy. Then they would have him fly to Haiti to meet said Stacy. But there would be no Stacy. Only a gang of hungry Haitians wanting him for dinner.
 
Why would Buflek go er tho
 
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Because he wants to be part of the clique
So the Haitians are hogging Squirtle all to themselves and not letting BGM of Buflek have a slice
 
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So the Haitians are hogging Squirtle all to themselves and not letting BGM of Buflek have a slice
Will @Squirtle taste more like beef or chicken?
 
Will @Squirtle taste more like beef or chicken?
Idk @Squirtle can I visit ur mumbai slum and take a bite out of u so I can answer this
 
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Probably chicken cuz beef is haram in Hinduism (and you are what you eat)
I eat beef, I'm not a Hindu and I'm not exactly skinny at 180lbs.
 
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These are the most replied threads now on .org (a website about looksmaxxing, not hypotheticals about a black LTN faggot rubbing Squirtles fucking belly, or haitian cannibals)

The absolute state of this forum
 
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I thought Indian Christians were fair skinned on avg
Skin color is not a good class indicator. Even north indian dalits sometimes have light skin while south Indian brahmins are dark skinned. And most Christians in the north are lower caste people who got converted by the missionaries while in thr south people have been practicing Christianity for centuries
 
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These are the most replied threads now on .org (a website about looksmaxxing, not hypotheticals about a black LTN faggot rubbing Squirtles fucking belly, or haitian cannibals)

The absolute state of this forum
A looksmaxxing forum is useless besides

• the rating section
•the basic real looks improvement threads already posted
 
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The absolute state of this forum
Forget that who’s the jb in ur avi
 
I thought Indian Christians were fair skinned on avg
He doesn't have the dark indian skin color, his skin looks like sweet caramel, very pleasant to look at
 
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I eat beef, I'm not a Hindu and I'm not exactly skinny at 180lbs.
You're not Hindu??? I thought you worshipped Lord Shiva??
 
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Bruh is dedicated to making these threads everyday 😂
When they eat @Squirtle will they put barbecue sauce or any other condiments on him? Will they use a fork or eat with their hands
 
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When they eat @Squirtle will they put barbecue sauce or any other condiments on him? Will they use a fork or eat with their hands
They’ll do a voodoo ritual on @Squirtle to grant him BBC powers/ intellect.
 
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If @Squirtle gets kidnapped and eaten by a Haitian gang, what will we here at .org do? Me, @buflek and @Trilogy will go ER. @Blackgymmax will go super ER because he won't be able to rub @Squirtle belly anymore
Another day another autistic hypothetical
 
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