What if Haitians eat squirtle

[klip11]

If @Squirtle gets kidnapped and eaten by a Haitian gang, what will we here at .org do? Me, @buflek and @Trilogy will go ER. @Blackgymmax will go super ER because he won't be able to rub @Squirtle belly anymore

 

[scrunchables]

Bro you are killing me with these hypotheticals

 

[klip11]

How would they even get squirtle? Would they abduct him from the slums of Mumbai?

They would forge a relationship with him online by pretending to be a Stacy. Then they would have him fly to Haiti to meet said Stacy. But there would be no Stacy. Only a gang of hungry Haitians wanting him for dinner.

 

[FaceandBBC]

Bro you are killing me with these hypotheticals

Bruh is dedicated to making these threads everyday

 

[klip11]

Why would Buflek go er tho

Because he wants to be part of the clique

 

[klip11]

So the Haitians are hogging Squirtle all to themselves and not letting BGM of Buflek have a slice

Yes.

 

[klip11]

So the Haitians are hogging Squirtle all to themselves and not letting BGM of Buflek have a slice

Will @Squirtle taste more like beef or chicken?

 

[Deleted member 30845]

Le Squirt

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Probably chicken cuz beef is haram in Hinduism (and you are what you eat)

I eat beef, I'm not a Hindu and I'm not exactly skinny at 180lbs.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Atheist?

Christian.

 

[Deleted member 30845]

I eat beef, I'm not a Hindu and I'm not exactly skinny at 180lbs.

Why are you so angry lately do you want a compliment

 

[TechnoBoss]

These are the most replied threads now on .org (a website about looksmaxxing, not hypotheticals about a black LTN faggot rubbing Squirtles fucking belly, or haitian cannibals)

The absolute state of this forum

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I thought Indian Christians were fair skinned on avg

Skin color is not a good class indicator. Even north indian dalits sometimes have light skin while south Indian brahmins are dark skinned. And most Christians in the north are lower caste people who got converted by the missionaries while in thr south people have been practicing Christianity for centuries

 

[Deleted member 30845]

These are the most replied threads now on .org (a website about looksmaxxing, not hypotheticals about a black LTN faggot rubbing Squirtles fucking belly, or haitian cannibals)

The absolute state of this forum

A looksmaxxing forum is useless besides

• the rating section
•the basic real looks improvement threads already posted

 

[TechnoBoss]

Forget that who’s the jb in ur avi

I've been asked this by like 20 people lol.

 

[Deleted member 30845]

I thought Indian Christians were fair skinned on avg

He doesn't have the dark indian skin color, his skin looks like sweet caramel, very pleasant to look at

 

[klip11]

I eat beef, I'm not a Hindu and I'm not exactly skinny at 180lbs.

You're not Hindu??? I thought you worshipped Lord Shiva??

 

[TsarTsar444]

Christian.

Saint Thomas Christians - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Saint Thomas Christians - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Indeed. That's what I am.

 

[klip11]

Bruh is dedicated to making these threads everyday

When they eat @Squirtle will they put barbecue sauce or any other condiments on him? Will they use a fork or eat with their hands

 

[FaceandBBC]

When they eat @Squirtle will they put barbecue sauce or any other condiments on him? Will they use a fork or eat with their hands

They’ll do a voodoo ritual on @Squirtle to grant him BBC powers/ intellect.

 

[wollet2]

I've been asked this by like 20 people lol.

good song

 

[klip11]

Bump.

 

[Deleted member 68430]

If @Squirtle gets kidnapped and eaten by a Haitian gang, what will we here at .org do? Me, @buflek and @Trilogy will go ER. @Blackgymmax will go super ER because he won't be able to rub @Squirtle belly anymore

Another day another autistic hypothetical