What if Jesus came back and he was a 5'2 shitskin curry?

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how many people would abandon christianity
 
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ur caling urself jesus?
 
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According to sources, Jesus was an unattractive brown man.
 
According to sources, Jesus was an unattractive brown man.
Yeah but people cope with chad jesus all the time
this time he would come back and present 100% proof he was holy but still would be a shitskin curry pajeet
 
According to sources, Jesus was an unattractive brown man.
cumskins praying niggers since the dawn of times, how funny
 
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they would call him "woke jesus" or "dei jesus"
 
They made him chad so he would have more followers. Halo effect is real.
yes JFL they made him an anglo Saxon chad with light brown/dirty blonde hair and ice blue eyes when it's unlikely that he did look like that
 
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religion is bs.
 
yes JFL they made him an anglo Saxon chad with light brown/dirty blonde hair and ice blue eyes when it's unlikely that he did look like that
Of course he did not look like that. He was Middle Eastern. Google it and you’ll see what they think he looked like.
 
Of course he did not look like that. He was Middle Eastern.
actually palestinians/levantine can look white so it's possible

Google it and you’ll see what they think he looked like.
I did, and there's no proof he looked like that

as a matter of fact most academics are atheists who don't even believe Jesus ever existed, as in they think he's a mythical/legendary character that was written into history
 
Out of all the places, I see the most religious discussions on looksmax.org Jfl
 
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yall think the son of god would be an ugly short ethnic? good cope. What if muhammed was 5 foot ugly balding inbred???
 
Jesus AS was either brown complexion or red complexion in the texts. Prob med coloring or smth. And he had curly hair. Not what christians draw him as
 
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Jesus was a Semitic, he was not Curry, “Christians” are not Christians, they are a Roman version of Christianity, which is why they later turned him into a white Chad with blue eyes. It is full of inconsistencies, they claim to be Christians but at the same time racists, worshiping a man from the Middle East. they are so ridiculous
 
actually palestinians/levantine can look white so it's possible


I did, and there's no proof he looked like that

as a matter of fact most academics are atheists who don't even believe Jesus ever existed, as in they think he's a mythical/legendary character that was written into history
Over for atheistcels suffers in both lifes
 
actually palestinians/levantine can look white so it's possible
White-passing ethnics are a minority. It’s safe to say he was brown.
I did, and there's no proof he looked like that

as a matter of fact most academics are atheists who don't even believe Jesus ever existed, as in they think he's a mythical/legendary character that was written into history
He existed and spoke Aramaic.
 

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