What if niggers could transform into sports cars

[ihatereddit]

So theyre like transformers they can just morph into a Mclaren and speed away

 

[7zyzz7]

an interesting thought

 

[Vermilioncore]

Then I’d call a tow truck and bring them to a junk yard. Mater type shit

 

[mizzy]

They could all achieve their dreams of owning hellcats

 

[Deleted member 41390]

aRE YOU BRAZILIAN/?

 

[Deleted member 14262]

I will turn a nigga into a convertible.

 

[manlet cUnt]

then they would try stealing each other

 

[Informationcapitali]

Very rare phenomenon but it has been hypothesized that a rare few do indeed possess this ability.

A animation has been produced to showcase this. Whether this is to be folklore simply to dehumanize the negro or real sightings recreated to the best of their ability. It is up to the viewer of the animation below to decide.

Warning viewer discretion advised



Very spooky if true.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

bro why tf are these threads so fucking funny

 

[Bojack]

Lol this ain’t transformers nigguh !

 

[Zeruel]

Bro dreams of nigmobiles.

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Brilliant and insightful post by ihatereddit