what if youre an incel whos voluntary celibate?

[Sceptical]

 

[Pearlhtn]

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Greatest Jfl tt comment ive ever seen

 

[luuk]

a person who thinks all the time

 

[Sceptical]

a person who thinks all the time

what if he's retarded whos voluntary retarded?

 

[imontheloose]

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[belowavgheight]

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

fkn beautiful writing

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

thou shall never reach incel status lad

 

[Sceptical]

And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

the last becky i talked to online told me to kys and then blocked me

 

[imontheloose]

the last becky i talked to online told me to kys and then blocked me

id blush if she did that to me. i havent pmd a girl in some ~300wks on instagram

 

[Sceptical]

id blush if she did that to me. i havent pmd a girl in some ~300wks on instagram

of course you would
you dirty old man

 

[Tealovingfool]

What if you have alzheimers but you voluntarily choose not to have alzheimers while having it

 

[Sceptical]

What if you have alzheimers but you voluntarily choose not to have alzheimers while having it

 

[g4rlic]

the last becky i talked to online told me to kys and then blocked me

what happened

 

[g4rlic]

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based

 

[chudtotyrone]

Oxymoron

 

[Sceptical]

what happened

jfl i don't know how to talk to foids and she was being peculiarly hostile

 

[per aspera ad astra]

a person who thinks all the time

Has nothing to think but thoughts

 

[g4rlic]

jfl i don't know how to talk to foids and she was being peculiarly hostile
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seems weird. biggest nightmare to get close with a woman like this but prolly no real loss