What In the Fuck is this side profile why the fuck am I so chopped

yazn.mads

yazn.mads

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Should I just rope at this point
Like what can even fix this
17 years old btw
 

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i dont even know what to tell you bro
 
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aero chad
 
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job -> money -> surgery ->ascend :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
 
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My face is so fucken flat it's crazy like what the fuck man fuck me fuck my parents fuckkk
 
Should I just rope at this point
Like what can even fix this
17 years old btw
P3e4cf
 
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My face is so fucken flat it's crazy like what the fuck man fuck me fuck my parents fuckk
get a job and surgery nigga,maybe you will ascend a lil bit
 
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ngl you should rope ,surgery gonna be like 1million dollarsss:p:p:p
 
ngl you should rope ,surgery gonna be like 1million dollarsss:p:p:p
you are a horrible person by the way. Why are you telling some random kid on a forum to end himself wierdo. OP, dont kill yourself over something so trival like your side profile bro. You can still do alot to improve your looks.
 
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What surgery's bro even after Surgery's gang Il be mtn max
Honestly the surgeries mfs talk about are just cope. A tiny percentage can afford them and even less will actually improve their looks significantly even after that.
Just learn to love yourself, unironically.
 
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Should I just rope at this point
Like what can even fix this
17 years old btw
If I had that face, I'd fukin murder my parents for giving birth to me. BRUTAL
 
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js get a job and save for surgery bc literally what’s the worst that could happen
 
If I had that face, I'd fukin murder my parents for giving birth to me. BRUTAL
Straight the fuck out deadass might strangle them while they sleeping or some shit
 
Ur recessed. Pretty much everywhere u can be recessed
 
Straight the fuck out deadass might strangle them while they sleeping or some shit
Niga how do you have it all obtuse gonial, bug eyes, recessed zygos, rounded forehead, lack of under-eye support, hooked nose, recessed chin. FUCK MAN. FUCK
 
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Ur recessed. Pretty much everywhere u can be recessed
Might just become a gymcell and live the rest of my days alone wishing that I was good looking
 
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Niga how do you have it all obtuse gonial, bug eyes, recessed zygos, rounded forehead, lack of under-eye support, hooked nose, recessed chin. FUCK MAN. FUCK
MY CHOPPED ASS FUCKEN PARENTS BRO FUCK MAINLY MY FUCKEN MUM I GOT WORST FEATURES FROM BOTH MY PARENTS
 
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MY CHOPPED ASS FUCKEN PARENTS BRO FUCK MAINLY MY FUCKEN MUM I GOT WORST FEATURES FROM BOTH MY PARENTS
Love your parents you fucking retard they didnt choose to be chopped either. Stop crying and maximize what you can
 
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The worst side I've ever seen...
 
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job -> money -> surgery ->ascend :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
yeah no surgery is fixing this unless we wait for a lefort 9.

honestly i dont say this often but roping might be the best option.
 
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yeah no surgery is fixing this unless we wait for a lefort 9.

honestly i dont say this often but roping might be the best option.
Never rope
 
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Love your parents you fucking retard they didnt choose to be chopped either. Stop crying and maximize what you can
yea but they chose to procreate brick-brain. They definitely are at fault here:lul:
 
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i think ive seen you irl before
are you in nsw
 
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I am genuinely so sorry for you bro just gymcel, maybe try growing out your hair and surgery’s. Most importantly is to love your self and just get off this forum please man
 
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u fucking retards, that pick is morphed obvious as fuck bro
 
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u fucking retards, that pick is morphed obvious as fuck bro
It's not gang are U dumb literally took the pic rn on my nothing phone
 
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Should I just rope at this point
Like what can even fix this
17 years old btw
Trimax with infraorbital implants , rhinoplasty

Nigga im ngl you have to get rich or its over , spend ur whole life studying so u can afford surgeries
 
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It's not gang are U dumb literally took the pic rn on my nothing phone
its so obvious its fucking morphed dude I have done this game a while I know what the fuck im talking about
 
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its so obvious its fucking morphed dude I have done this game a while I know what the fuck im talking about
Holy cornball
 
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Why would I morph myself to make me look worse no iq
 
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Might just become a gymcell and live the rest of my days alone wishing that I was good looking

Brother as someone dealing with a similar issue you either lock in and build the life you want or throw away your dreams because they’re uncomfortable

Do you want to live your life as this? The biggest illusion in life is the absence of choice. What people don’t realize is, if you refuse to choose, one of your choices is already made without your realization. If you don’t choose what you want, you’re choosing what you don’t want.
 
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ts looks like me except the nose, is it fucking over?
 
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My condolences
 
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team america vomit GIF
 
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Should I just rope at this point
Like what can even fix this
17 years old btw
never give up a bimax and rhino is still possible
never ldar remember that my brother.
 
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Should I just rope at this point
Like what can even fix this
17 years old btw
Honestly its not that bad to fix(dont get me wrong ur chopped asf right now). I BELIEVE u can ascend to atleast 3 points.
Ur top 5 major flaws that are holding you back right now are:
-reccessed jaw
-underprojected chin
-nose too big + hump
-ultra reccessed infraorbitals(reason why u have dark circles)
-browridge is nonexistant(but ur forehead slope is good)

How to fix/semi-fix/potentially-fix/hide these flaws in YOUR specific case:

- bonesmashing: THIS IS A MUST. IDC how many people tell this doesnt work, go smash the fuck out of your CHIN, ZYGOS, BROWRIDGE FOR 10minutes each and see how much of a difference it makes INSTANTLY! NOT IN 1-3-5-6-10 YEARS, U WILL SEE A CHANGE INSTANTLY! AFTER 30MINUTES TOTAL! (lay on ur bed so ur head is braced and fucking smash with force it stops hurting a lot after 3-4minutes

-haircut: Due to the nonexistance of ur browridge, u MUST have some sort of a fringe, this will conceal this flow almost completely

-leanmax: this is obvious u need to be 10% body fat

-mewing(also buy mouthbreathing tape so u mew in ur sleep): I have irrefutable anecdotal evidence from several people that mewing works, it's just gonna take 10y+ to fix like 10-15% of the dmg which is significant, the rest of mewing is just to prevent it from getting worse.

-fat grafting: It doesn't cost that much and it will remove the dark circles and the reccession of your infraorbitals will appear as less apparent

-rhinoplasty: ur nose is cooked asf my g, rhinoplasty costs like 5-10k in turkey if u want it GOOD.

What would I do if I were you:

DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING BESIDES THE RHINOPLASTY, when u get to the point where u fixed all of these above, then I would consider a jaw surgery with rhinoplasty. ONLY do jaw surgery if leanmaxxing + bonesmashing + mewing didn't fix ur chin enough so that u make peace, after the JAW surgery(20-40k) then do rhinoplasty.
If you decide NOT to do jaw surgery, just do the rhinoplasty but DON'T do rhino and then jaw surgery.

I would also uniquemaxx:
-blue eye contacts
-dye my hair/eyebrows black
-use make up in an undetectable but improving my appearence way
-tattoomax
-stylemax
-accessorymax
-shoeliftsmax

Don't listen to these niggas telling u to ropemax, and dont blame ur parents that you were a little nigga who didnt learn how to breathe.
There are some cases where it's truly over but ur in a spot where u can actually fix that shit with some willpower and some money.
U can work ur ass off for 3-4years, save money and I can see u actually MOG. There's so many looksmaxxers who were chopped asf and now MOG
Look at androgenic and nocturnal kent, theres so many more.

Im not trying to be ur motivation or say this cause i feel bad for u or something, idgaf if u kill urself, I just got annoyed that people are bullshitting and saying ''its over'' when its clearly not, and the steps I shared above are what I would obsess over.

(I identified ur flaws in like 1minute so don't just listen to me,
go do ur research and hyperfocus on improving ur individual features, learn photoshop and see what works for ur face by editing some shit, dont just take my word as its some form of divine advice)
 
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im sorry bro
 
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