what is an easy certification i could get quickly that will certify me for some occupation?

[vermillioncorefan]

so that I can be trained to do a specific job and then apply to that job and have the certificate/experience

 

[Deleted member 72630]

comptia A+ network+ sec+

 

[<6PSLcel]

comptia A+ network+ sec+

wait can u elaborate, what is this exactly ?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

comptia A+ network+ sec+

how long does that take

 

[PARISIEN]

comptia A+ network+ sec+

whats comptia A about it sound like a great bullshit job, no diss im curious

 

[vermillioncorefan]

wait can u elaborate, what is this exactly ?

A+ (Plus) Certification | CompTIA IT Certifications

CompTIA A+ is the preferred certification for technical support and IT operational roles. Learn about the certification, available training and the exam.

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Network+ (Plus) Certification | CompTIA IT Certifications

Network+ certifies IT infrastructure skills for troubleshooting, configuring and managing networks. Learn about the certification, available training and the exam.

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Security+ (Plus) Certification | CompTIA IT Certifications

Security+ validates the core skills required for a career in IT security and cybersecurity. Learn about the certification, available training and the exam.

www.comptia.org

 

[<6PSLcel]

A+ (Plus) Certification | CompTIA IT Certifications

CompTIA A+ is the preferred certification for technical support and IT operational roles. Learn about the certification, available training and the exam.

www.comptia.org

Network+ (Plus) Certification | CompTIA IT Certifications

Network+ certifies IT infrastructure skills for troubleshooting, configuring and managing networks. Learn about the certification, available training and the exam.

www.comptia.org

Security+ (Plus) Certification | CompTIA IT Certifications

Security+ validates the core skills required for a career in IT security and cybersecurity. Learn about the certification, available training and the exam.

www.comptia.org

thanks, gonna look into this cuz im desperate to escape this shit job i have rn

 

[PARISIEN]

protect ur bullshit job at all cost and dont give it to other

 

[vermillioncorefan]

protect ur bullshit job at all cost and dont give it to other

the issue is i dont have a bullshit job they all need certiifcate

 

[vermillioncorefan]

thanks, gonna look into this cuz im desperate to escape this shit job i have rn

 

[<6PSLcel]

the issue is i dont have a bullshit job they all need certiifcate

can i get a job in the IT sector if i just do those certs ? or do i still need to go to uni for comp sci degree like a tranny ?

 

[PARISIEN]

SALESFORCES DEVELOPER -> BS job

the issue is i dont have a bullshit job they all need certiifcate

YES THEY DO ! u need to specialise into that BULLSHIT, get the certification but when you IN you IN. overpayed to do stupidfuck shit behind a laptop

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Land a job analyzing data to drive business decisions

Kick off a career in the high-growth field of data analytics. In the Google Data Analytics Certificate program, you’ll learn about R programming, SQL, Python, Tableau and more.

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thanks, gonna look into this cuz im desperate to escape this shit job i have rn

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[vermillioncorefan]

SALESFORCES DEVELOPER -> BS job

YES THEY DO ! u need to specialise into that BULLSHIT, get the certification but when you IN you IN. overpayed to do stupidfuck shit behind a laptop

bro I am trying to specialize into literally anything bro I will take the CPR certiifcate, laundry certificate, food handler etc mcdonalds requires a certiifcate

but ideally id do desktop bullshit idk how long it will take to learn that

 

[PARISIEN]

can i get a job in the IT sector if i just do those certs ? or do i still need to go to uni for comp sci degree like a tranny ?

bro I am trying to specialize into literally anything bro I will take the CPR certiifcate, laundry certificate, food handler etc mcdonalds requires a certiifcate

but ideally id do desktop bullshit idk how long it will take to learn that

whats ur skills and where du u live

 

[vermillioncorefan]

whats ur skills and where du u live

i live in a big city in america i have no skills experience only HS degree

 

[vermillioncorefan]

can i get a job in the IT sector if i just do those certs ? or do i still need to go to uni for comp sci degree like a tranny ?

thats what im trying to figure out

 

[<6PSLcel]

whats ur skills and where du u live

no skills that's why im so curious about this, if I do these certs will i be able to land an entry level IT job, cuz i rather that than the shit wagie job i do rn, and I live in the UK

 

[PARISIEN]

it's hard guys i dont want to sell u dreams. but i'll explain you, most of the big companies uses all the same generical softwares, so everything is done u just have to click on buttons.

but they'll ask u a certification of that software or sometimes they wont but they'll ask to pass it after 2 or 3 month if they hire you, it's generally the ADMIN lvl the noob, then after u have the architect, the developper ext ext


the bullshit software i know are SAP, Salesforces. but you need to search what the big company near you use and if there is a certification of that software.

oh and lie asfuk on ur CV and say u are passionate about this software and you know how it work perfectly, full fake it until u make it.

btw more u got certifications and more u got knowledge more u can ask more,

 

[Deleted member 72630]

no skills that's why im so curious about this, if I do these certs will i be able to land an entry level IT job, cuz i rather that than the shit wagie job i do rn, and I live in the UK

if you do all three yeah is possible. A+ alone prolly not

 

[<6PSLcel]

if you do all three yeah is possible. A+ alone prolly not

fuark so it's not even guaranteed,, bruh

 

[AngryShortMale]

wait can u elaborate, what is this exactly ?

They are IT certs.

 

[<6PSLcel]

They are IT certs.

and can i get a job from just having them ?

 

[AngryShortMale]

and can i get a job from just having them ?

Yeah but only a shitty help desk job and even then probably not since all these fucking employers are demanding 3 years of fucking experience for a fucking entry level role.

 

[<6PSLcel]

Yeah but only a shitty help desk job and even then probably not since all these fucking employers are demanding 3 years of fucking experience for a fucking entry level role.

fucking nigger

 

[AngryShortMale]

fucking nigger

Ye bro it’s fucking bullshit. How the fuck is an entry level job candidate going to have 3 years of experience jfl he’s applying for the entry level position for a reason.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Yeah but only a shitty help desk job and even then probably not since all these fucking employers are demanding 3 years of fucking experience for a fucking entry level role.

why does mcdonald’s ask for 1 year of experience required?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Ye bro it’s fucking bullshit. How the fuck is an entry level job candidate going to have 3 years of experience jfl he’s applying for the entry level position for a reason.

it’s so enraging bro cuz it’s like was 2 years of doing a mindless low iq job not enough to learn it properly? they demand 3

 

[<6PSLcel]

Ye bro it’s fucking bullshit. How the fuck is an entry level job candidate going to have 3 years of experience jfl he’s applying for the entry level position for a reason.

fuck so what you'd probably have to do is volunteer to work for a year or two for free, just so u can then get a chance to work that entry level job, fuck me i hate this shit, if i dont ascend or get rich off of some shitcoin im blowing my brains out

 

[vermillioncorefan]

fuck so what you'd probably have to do is volunteer to work for a year or two for free, just so u can then get a chance to work that entry level job, fuck me i hate this shit, if i dont ascend or get rich off of some shitcoin im blowing my brains out

i was rejected from volunteering anywhere there are 0 ways for me to eve n volunteer

 

[<6PSLcel]

i was rejected from volunteering anywhere there are 0 ways for me to eve n volunteer

jesus fucking christ, seriously our only option is to hope some shitcoin goes up 1000x

 

[vermillioncorefan]

jesus fucking christ, seriously our only option is to hope some shitcoin goes up 1000x

nah nigga i’m actually collecting coins any old coins i find i save them because they are like 12 dollars on ebay sometimes 100+ if they got a defectand i collect cans beo im doing hustles that are meant for homeless

 

[<6PSLcel]

nah nigga i’m actually collecting coins any old coins i find i save them because they are like 12 dollars on ebay sometimes 100+ if they got a defectand i collect cans beo im doing hustles that are meant for homeless

sheeit, im got lucky this week cuz my mum's husband needed a helper for his moving business since his main guy is gone, and today i got paid 100 bucks for 2 hours worth of work

 

[AngryShortMale]

fuck so what you'd probably have to do is volunteer to work for a year or two for free, just so u can then get a chance to work that entry level job, fuck me i hate this shit, if i dont ascend or get rich off of some shitcoin im blowing my brains out

You’ll probably have to go and do an internship at the company or another company for a few years and even then you’re probably not guaranteed the job.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

sheeit, im got lucky this week cuz my mum's husband needed a helper for his moving business since his main guy is gone, and today i got paid 100 bucks for 2 hours worth of work

i wish i could do something like that unfortunately i don’t have a dad or stepdad and no family that lives within 10 miles good luck

 

[<6PSLcel]

You’ll probably have to go and do an internship at the company or another company for a few years and even then you’re probably not guaranteed the job.

cucked world, connections is the only way to make it

 

[<6PSLcel]

i wish i could do something like that unfortunately i don’t have a dad or stepdad and no family that lives within 10 miles good luck

thanks bhai, unfortunately this is only for this week but I'll still ask if he ever needs me in the future to hmu cuz seriously Im happy af at how much I made today

 

[vermillioncorefan]

cucked world, connections is the only way to make it

thanks bhai, unfortunately this is only for this week but I'll still ask if he ever needs me in the future to hmu cuz seriously Im happy af at how much I made today

what you gonna do with the money tbh if it’s just a few hundred id spend it on a vacation lol

 

[<6PSLcel]

what you gonna do with the money tbh if it’s just a few hundred id spend it on a vacation lol

im saving to do a licence so I can work security, since it will pay like 3 more per hour compared to the shitty restaurant job I have rn.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

im saving to do a licence so I can work security, since it will pay like 3 more per hour compared to the shitty restaurant job I have rn.

that’s high iq ngl bro. mogs me to death cuz i wasted money on college

i have an interview with a restaurant today ima tell them i’ll do anything

 

[AngryShortMale]

jesus fucking christ, seriously our only option is to hope some shitcoin goes up 1000x

You could always try the trades.

 

[<6PSLcel]

that’s high iq ngl bro. mogs me to death cuz i wasted money on college

i have an interview with a restaurant today ima tell them i’ll do anything

good luck bhai hope it goes well

 

[<6PSLcel]

You could always try the trades.

eh idk, back breaking work for minimum wage, doesn't sound too good

 

[AngryShortMale]

eh idk, back breaking work for minimum wage, doesn't sound too good

It depends on what trade you get into, some are harder on the body than others.

 

[<6PSLcel]

It depends on what trade you get into, some are harder on the body than others.

before I considered being a sparky, but idk

 

[AngryShortMale]

before I considered being a sparky, but idk

You should give it a try, you’ll probably have more success finding a job as an electrician than with IT.

Also you will have much better job security as well since people will always need to have electricity and I just don’t see that job being stolen by automation anytime in the near future so you will always have a job.

 

[<6PSLcel]

You should give it a try, you’ll probably have more success finding a job as an electrician than with IT.

Also you will have much better job security as well since people will always need to have electricity and I just don’t see that job being stolen by automation anytime in the near future so you will always have a job.

yeah I agree with everything you said, the only problem is i'll never be able to drive a car, and with the trades u rlly dont wanna be working for someone all ur life init, and so it kinda saddens me that i'll always be making average salary since i cant start my own shit, but ill keep looking into it, im not afraid of hard work so long as it pays.

 

[AngryShortMale]

yeah I agree with everything you said, the only problem is i'll never be able to drive a car, and with the trades u rlly dont wanna be working for someone all ur life init, and so it kinda saddens me that i'll always be making average salary since i cant start my own shit, but ill keep looking into it, im not afraid of hard work so long as it pays.

Why can’t you drive a car?

Also you could start your own business on the side, my neighbor works for the local power company and then replaces electrical boxes on the side and is making bank.

 

[<6PSLcel]

Why can’t you drive a car?

Also you could start your own business on the side, my neighbor works for the local power company and then replaces electrical boxes on the side and is making bank.

because my eyes r fucked, i cant read a loisense plate at 20 meters, which is literally the first thing they ask u to do, no glasses or contacts help, i have cataracts and astigmatism, last time i was at the doctors they told me the surgery will do fuck all for my long distance vision, so its not worth it at all, and so im waiting for a consultation with another doctor, since the last one was a foid and even my mum said shes probably just fucking dumb , and if they say the same ill go do it privately and if im still fucked, well then the only other options in life are to ascend from surgeries or to get lucky off of crypto, im not going back to school until im at least mid htn I can't do well in school whilst being ugly, i have a high enough IQ to get into medicine and physics, engineering if i studied but not high enough to where i can ace everything without going to a single class. so yeah that's currently where I stand in life.

 

[AngryShortMale]

because my eyes r fucked, i cant read a loisense plate at 20 meters, which is literally the first thing they ask u to do, no glasses or contacts help, i have cataracts and astigmatism, last time i was at the doctors they told me the surgery will do fuck all for my long distance vision, so its not worth it at all, and so im waiting for a consultation with another doctor, since the last one was a foid and even my mum said shes probably just fucking dumb , and if they say the same ill go do it privately and if im still fucked, well then the only other options in life are to ascend from surgeries or to get lucky off of crypto, im not going back to school until im at least mid htn I can't do well in school whilst being ugly, i have a high enough IQ to get into medicine and physics, engineering if i studied but not high enough to where i can ace everything without going to a single class. so yeah that's currently where I stand in life.

I am sorry to hear that.

It’s going to be tough finding a job since you can hardly see.