What is everyone’s worst sexual experience?

[shandingo]

Hands smelled like sea world after fingering a prostitute

Mine probably was when I slept with this Brazilian prostitute at a London hotel.

Her pussy stank half way though the session, I asked her if she had perfume , she did , and I sprayed it around us , she was low key embarrassed.

I still finished and came on her tits of course , she was hot. However , the fishy smell still lingered on my hands , even though I didn’t finger her properly.

I ran to McDonald’s and barely made my train home since it was late, but I couldn’t go home smelling like sea world.

Anyone else care to share ? [No judgement zone]

 

[mxl4chi1]

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[sonic55555]

watching from a bush in brazil while you were fucking half of their country, is my worst sexual experience

 

[shandingo]

watching from a bush in brazil while you were fucking half of their country, is my worst sexual experience

Nah I’d never go to Brazil to escortmaxx , I’d get off lined within a week. Colombia is safer and the sex is just as cheap.

 

[nocajebudala]

sexual experience

 

[mordoom]

My first gf smelled, I want to think that it was the average smell it should have because ofc it wouldn't smell like candy but still, I didn't like it

 

[shandingo]

sexual experience

Yeah I forgot it was an incel forum

My first gf smelled, I want to think that it was the average smell it should have because ofc it wouldn't smell like candy but still, I didn't like it

Breath ? Pussy ? BO?

 

[mordoom]

Yeah I forgot it was an incel forum

Breath ? Pussy ? BO?

Pussy

 

[Junbae]

Hands smelled like sea world after fingering a prostitute

 

[sonic55555]

My first gf smelled, I want to think that it was the average smell it should have because ofc it wouldn't smell like candy but still, I didn't like it

describe the pungent odor

 

[iblamexyz]

Hands smelled like sea world after fingering a prostitute

Mine probably was when I slept with this Brazilian prostitute at a London hotel.

Her pussy stank half way though the session, I asked her if she had perfume , she did , and I sprayed it around us , she was low key embarrassed.

I still finished and came on her tits of course , she was hot. However , the fishy smell still lingered on my hands , even though I didn’t finger her properly.

I ran to McDonald’s and barely made my train home since it was late, but I couldn’t go home smelling like sea world.

Anyone else care to share ? [No judgement zone]

gross sexhavers shouldn't be on this forum

 

[gandylite.]

girl is in doggy waiting for me to fuck her and i can’t get hard because of my porn addiction

 

[sonic55555]

girl is in doggy waiting for me to fuck her and i can’t get hard because of my porn addiction

bro lost his mind

thanks j3ws

 

[shandingo]

gross sexhavers shouldn't be on this forum

Chill I’m still virtually incel , I have to pay for that shit.

girl is in doggy waiting for me to fuck her and i can’t get hard because of my porn addiction

I have had similar issue. Don’t jerk off / watch porn for as long as possible before you have sex. Clean diet + weight lifting helps . Also if helps if she’s hot and into it , and you aren’t dumpster diving .

 

[gandylite.]

Chill I’m still virtually incel , I have to pay for that shit.

I have had similar issue. Don’t jerk off / watch porn for as long as possible before you have sex. Clean diet + weight lifting helps . Also if helps if she’s hot and into it , and you aren’t dumpster diving .

we had to use olive oil as lubricant to try slide my floppy dick in, i was 14 at the time though so it’s calm

 

[shandingo]

we had to use olive oil as lubricant to try slide my floppy dick in, i was 14 at the time though so it’s calm

I will always be sad that I never got to experience teenage love and sex , but at least I can take solace in avoiding awkward moments like this . Did you get hard and cum eventually though ?

 

[gandylite.]

I will always be sad that I never got to experience teenage love and sex , but at least I can take solace in avoiding awkward moments like this . Did you get hard and cum eventually though ?

course not

 

[mordoom]

describe the pungent odor

Like sweat and a really musty scent, its difficult to describe but its close to that

 

[shortmanlett]

Hands smelled like sea world after fingering a prostitute

Mine probably was when I slept with this Brazilian prostitute at a London hotel.

Her pussy stank half way though the session, I asked her if she had perfume , she did , and I sprayed it around us , she was low key embarrassed.

I still finished and came on her tits of course , she was hot. However , the fishy smell still lingered on my hands , even though I didn’t finger her properly.

I ran to McDonald’s and barely made my train home since it was late, but I couldn’t go home smelling like sea world.

Anyone else care to share ? [No judgement zone]

The fact that I’ve had none