What is Hell?

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Hell is like being stuck underground in a massive bunker with a bunch of rich, arrogant people. Or stuck inside a space station in orbit, constantly worrying about shady outsiders knocking your fucking ass out of the stratosphere. Ugh, meteorites are also a thing.

At first, everything is peachy and everyone gets along. But knowing you can not return to the ground for many years, ugh, that thought mocks you every night before sleep.

As time proceeds, the little things we do, our habits, our nasty ones, begin to bother other people. Of course, there will be a judge, jury, council, blah blah blah. But understand, 99% of the residents are filthy rich. Ugh, ouchie mouchie.

The one they deny creeps inside their minds and dreams. He whispers paranoia in their ears. I give it four months, tops, they’re waging war against one another. Teehee.

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Five years later, the hatch opens. Only a handful survived. As for a bunker in space, that motherfucker came down years ago. Ugh, feelings got hurt and someone blew the motherfucker up. Once again, teehee.

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Don't ever believe the wealthy society's fantasies. They want you to think they're one step ahead because they are scared shitless. They know bunkers are hell. They also understand rogue companies on the ground searching for their bunkers. And they're not coming to chew bubble gum.
 
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Hell is like being stuck underground in a massive bunker with a bunch of rich, arrogant people. Or stuck inside a space station in orbit, constantly worrying about shady outsiders knocking your fucking ass out of the stratosphere. Ugh, meteorites are also a thing.

At first, everything is peachy and everyone gets along. But knowing you can not return to the ground for many years, ugh, that thought mocks you every night before sleep.

As time proceeds, the little things we do, our habits, our nasty ones, begin to bother others. Of course, there will be a judge, jury, council, blah blah blah. But understand, 99% of the residents are filthy rich. Ugh, ouchie mouchie.

The one they deny creeps inside their minds and dreams. He whispers paranoia in their ears. I give it four months, tops, they’re waging war against one another. Teehee.

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Five years later, the hatch opens. Only a handful survived. As for a bunker in space, that motherfucker came down years ago. Ugh, feelings got hurt and someone blew the motherfucker up. Once again, teehee.

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Don't ever believe the wealthy society's fantasies. They want you to think they're one step ahead because they are scared shitless. They know bunkers are hell. They also understand rogue companies on the ground searching for their bunkers. And they're not coming to chew bubble gum.
i dont care:feelswah:
 
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Your life is hell
 
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Only Nicacado Avocado is one step ahead. Two actually.
 
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what is bunkers?
 
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what is bunkers?
A bunker is a defensive military fortification designed to protect people and valued materials from falling bombs, artillery, or other attacks. Bunkers are almost always underground, in contrast to blockhouses which are mostly above ground. They were used extensively in World War I, World War II, and the Cold War for weapons facilities, command and control centers, and storage facilities

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One family inside a bunker could work. But you try to build one without anyone knowing. Every bunker is cataloged by the US military, intelligence, and outsiders (China, Russia, e.g.) Then, suppose the world suffers an apocalypse. Many, many people died. But a feller inside a silo, lived. However, he lost all of his loved ones. He sad. He angry. He knows about your one-family bunker. He blames people like you. Uh-oh...
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Let's cross fingers the destination isn't your bunker.

Your life is hell
Nooooooooooooooooooooo. Trust me, I've been through shit that would kill the average person, or should. People like me adapts.

Only Nicacado Avocado is one step ahead. Two actually.
Put his fat ass into a bunker with a rich family and watch how fast they kill him and store his body in the deep freezer section labeled, "In case... right?"
 
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