What is my flatmate doing to his GF?

What is happening in my flatmate's room?

  • He's going down on her

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  • He's using his fingers

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  • He's fucking her slowly with a huge dick

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My flatmate is a tall (5'11"ish) normie. He's bluepilled, but has his shit together and is a positive person. His GF comes over almost every day, and they fuck like rabbits. They fuck at least twice per day, usually around 11PM the first time, and around 3AM the second time.

Walls are thin and I can hear everything.

Her GF is the noisiest and loudest girl I've ever heard. It sounds like she's giving birth every time they fuck. I can hear her moaning loudly and then literally scream when she orgasms.

However, I can never hear any male voice/grunt, any ass clapping noise, or any bed frame noise. Ever.

What do you think it's going on over there? Pick most likely option.
 
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The guy is mute.
 
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dinnamadre said:
My flatmate is a tall (5'11"ish) normie. He's bluepilled, but has his shit together and is a positive person. His GF comes over almost every day, and they fuck like rabbits. They fuck at least twice per day, usually around 11PM the first time, and around 3AM the second time.

Walls are thin and I can hear everything.

Her GF is the noisiest and loudest girl I've ever heard. It sounds like she's giving birth every time they fuck. I can hear her moaning loudly and then literally scream when she orgasms.

However, I can never hear any male voice/grunt, any ass clapping noise, or any bed frame noise. Ever.

What do you think it's going on over there? Pick most likely option.
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He's fucking her anally.
 
He’s a god at licking pussy
 
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So sad so depressing
 
Ask him
 
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Sounds annoying trynna sleep and a bitch screaming
 
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he is going er
 
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dinnamadre said:
My flatmate is a tall (5'11"ish) normie. He's bluepilled, but has his shit together and is a positive person. His GF comes over almost every day, and they fuck like rabbits. They fuck at least twice per day, usually around 11PM the first time, and around 3AM the second time.

Walls are thin and I can hear everything.

Her GF is the noisiest and loudest girl I've ever heard. It sounds like she's giving birth every time they fuck. I can hear her moaning loudly and then literally scream when she orgasms.

However, I can never hear any male voice/grunt, any ass clapping noise, or any bed frame noise. Ever.

What do you think it's going on over there? Pick most likely option.
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He is sat solemnly as she masturbates
 
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What's his and her psl
 
Holy fuck they're going at it again. No sleep for me. Today has been terrible: one girl flaked on me, I went to a girl's place and she rejected me, then a girl came over and felt uncomfortable when I tried escalating to sex and left.

And now this bitch is literally screaming as if she was being butchered. Either my flatmate is a sex god or she is just loud as fuck.

Today was major suifuel. I just wanna sleep.
 
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I really envy their relationship. It seems fueled by sex and I wish I had something like that. They also seem very into each other and sweet. More suifuel.
 
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Suifuel mogs me to Gandy
 
He’s probably circumcised or wearing a condon
 
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U should talk about the noise
 
Why don't you try to get involved too, you might get into a threesome, the trick here is to befriend both of them, ask them to go out and hang out together, you could get something...
 
coping ethnic said:
U should talk about the noise
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Nah. He's doing well. I should make the same noise with a girl.

Talking about the noise is admitting I'm not as successful and good in bed as him. The bad feelings I get are a reminder to try harder.

It sucks, but life always sucks for me.
 
dinnamadre said:
Holy fuck they're going at it again. No sleep for me. Today has been terrible: one girl flaked on me, I went to a girl's place and she rejected me, then a girl came over and felt uncomfortable when I tried escalating to sex and left.

And now this bitch is literally screaming as if she was being butchered. Either my flatmate is a sex god or she is just loud as fuck.

Today was major suifuel. I just wanna sleep.
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Ok go in their room and tell them to shut the fuck up.
 
dinnamadre said:
Nah. He's doing well. I should make the same noise with a girl.

Talking about the noise is admitting I'm not as successful and good in bed as him. The bad feelings I get are a reminder to try harder.

It sucks, but life always sucks for me.
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Bruh u pay ur rent and bills only to hear sex noises two times a day, no sleep
That's stupid and u should warn them
 
dinnamadre said:
Holy fuck they're going at it again. No sleep for me. Today has been terrible: one girl flaked on me, I went to a girl's place and she rejected me, then a girl came over and felt uncomfortable when I tried escalating to sex and left.

And now this bitch is literally screaming as if she was being butchered. Either my flatmate is a sex god or she is just loud as fuck.

Today was major suifuel. I just wanna sleep.
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have a word with him?
 
He’s abusing his power cause he has toxic masculinity
 
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It's just annoying when he's fucking and I got flaked on or rejected. But not his fault
 
Ever wonder why humans make loud ass orgasm sounds when they are having sex? Seems like it would be an evolutionary disadvantage to attract predetors attention when you are so vulnerable.
 
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