what is the closest thing I can get to buying a foid without actually buying one

[Ronnie]

escorts / whores don’t count unless you have a creative idea about it.

 

[StrangerDanger]

a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray

 

[n0rthface]

There was a weird kid at my school that asked girls If they’d have sex with him in exchange for his iPad…

 

[Ronnie]

a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray

It’s not biological

 

[spam_artist]

get in contact with an arab an tell him to get you a gorgeous goat

 

[Trickane]

kidnap a vulnerable one

 

[Deleted member 15577]

There was a weird kid at my school that asked girls If they’d have sex with him in exchange for his iPad…

 

[Deleted member 18465]

Sex dolls. Realistic ones are the most expensive, mind you.

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If you've got the money, this is the way to go.