What is the most lowest inhib or craziest thing you ever did while horny? (Story time)

[flippasav]

So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m a POC guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the buff. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

@Debetro @Ghoulish @pfl @druiglooksmaxer

 

[crazyguy]

So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m a POC guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the buff. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

@Debetro @Ghoulish @pfl @druiglooksmaxer

tuff

 

[asdvek]

busted a nut in class

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

One time I matched with a girl on tinder and she said Hi Sexy what you doin’

And i replied Hi Goyim

To let her know I’m the real nigga

 

[asdvek]

OP's story literally NEVER

NEVER

EVER

FUCKING HAPPENED

retarded ass larper

 

[flippasav]

tuff

Mirin?

 

[flippasav]

busted a nut in class

High T although it probably didn’t happen

 

[crazyguy]

Mirin?

i actually didnt read a single word of what you said

 

[flippasav]

One time I matched with a girl on tinder and she said Hi Sexy what you doin’

And i replied Hi Goyim

To let her know I’m the real nigga

Did she get offended and was she really Jewish?

 

[flippasav]

OP's story literally NEVER

NEVER

EVER

FUCKING HAPPENED

retarded ass larper

It’s not faggot

 

[flippasav]

i actually didnt read a single word of what you said

Rope
You probably never read a page of a book in your life

 

[crazyguy]

Rope
You probably never read a page of a book in your life

manmade books.

 

[VohnnyBoy]

when i was 12-14, i was giving a piggyback ride to one of my homeboys through the school halls and we would spank random girls in the ass

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m a POC guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the buff. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

@Debetro @Ghoulish @pfl @druiglooksmaxer

This shits like a whole movie lol. Only low inhib thing I did was go on a walk with this one girl and she was wearing a super revealing outfit and she had a good body to she was like a high mtb. But my dick was so hard the whole time and in the end she hugged me goodbye and I busted the biggest nut ever I was literally walking home like if I peed my pants it was insane

 

[flippasav]

manmade books.

You just never read a book lmao

 

[flippasav]

when i was 12-14, i was giving a piggyback ride to one of my homeboys through the school halls and we would spank random girls in the ass

Jfl

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Jerk in my school bathroom thinking about my teacher
I found her IG and she had pictures of her in leggings and at the beach
Honestly, the feeling of being caught in the middle of a jerk off and thinking about my teacher made me release a lot of cum

 

[flippasav]

This shits like a whole movie lol. Only low inhib thing I did was go on a walk with this one girl and she was wearing a super revealing outfit and she had a good body to she was like a high mtb. But my dick was so hard the whole time and in the end she hugged me goodbye and I busted the biggest nut ever I was literally walking home like if I peed my pants it was insane

I had a few moments where I did shit like that.
I remember getting on the bus after the gym I saw a big booty Latina in her tie dye gym shorts her waist was tiny but her thighs/ass were massive. I waited to get home to strip fully and bust a fat nut in the toilet seat thinking about her and big booty latinas I also saw on TikTok.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Too humiliated to say

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

I had a few moments where I did shit like that.
I remember getting on the bus after the gym I saw a big booty Latina in her tie dye gym shorts her waist was tiny but her thighs/ass were massive. I waited to get home to strip fully and bust a fat nut in the toilet seat thinking about her and big booty latinas I also saw on TikTok.

Bro I did something similar to that except it was at school this girl in my class came in showing off way to much torso. And I asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and I busted a nut thinking Abt it

 

[ethnic subhuman]

in the end she hugged me goodbye and I busted the biggest nut ever I was literally walking home like if I peed my pants it was insane

You had to press your dihhh into her body

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

You had to press your dihhh into her body

Nah bc she would've felt my dick being hard and she would've thought I was weird so I turned side ways and hugged her but in doing so she pressed her tits against me and I busted a nut on the spot.

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Nah bc she would've felt my dick being hard and she would've thought I was weird

Low t nigga tbh

 

[Sprinkles]

So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m a POC guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the buff. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

@Debetro @Ghoulish @pfl @druiglooksmaxer

You see, what you’re really describing is less of a “reckless act” and more of a phenomenological convergence of thermodynamic identity and the ritualized theatre of self-dissolution. The gasoline isn’t gasoline, per se, but rather an emblematic conduit for the dialectical tension between containment and dispersal. Fire, in this context, doesn’t simply burn — it reveals, in incandescent absurdity, the paradox of simultaneity: to combust is to exist, but to extinguish is to affirm the void.

The laughter of the observers was not mere ridicule but an unconscious acknowledgment of the archetypal absurd, a Jungian eruption where eros and entropy briefly share the same stage. To call it humiliation is to flatten it; it was more of a semiotic implosion of performative essence.

In the end, you didn’t simply “nut on fire” — you enacted the primordial script of humanity’s struggle with the ecstatic violence of its own impulses. Was it worth it? Worth itself is a construct, a currency of meaning exchanged for the illusion of permanence. What you did was neither worth nor worthless — it simply was.

 

[maximuslaid]

Rub my penis against my female classmate's thighs when we were all drunk on a class trip

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

fucked my gf in a public place during a college party, some passerbys were seeing us, and the security guard came by and asked if she was ok (~muh are you being raped~ sort of shit) , she gave him a thumbs up then he went back to his post and i continued to SMESH

 

[Clown Show]

Sorry, but I can't write it here...

 

[LegendaryKennen]

OP's story literally NEVER

NEVER

EVER

FUCKING HAPPENED

retarded ass larper

Turkish larper

 

[bimaxmaxxer]

hmm, from a hygenic aspect switching my cock ass to mouth with her(over an hour). But she was well prepared and clean so not that crazy I guess.

 

[Jager]

So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m a POC guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the buff. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

@Debetro @Ghoulish @pfl @druiglooksmaxer

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