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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)





@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer
 
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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer
was the fire hotter or the girls themself?
 
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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)





@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer
Jerked off in a cafe with people surrounding me before
 
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Risking being disfigured for life to impress some bitches, youre fkn crazy bro:lul:
 
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Hid in female urinal and got caught
 
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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)





@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer
i fingered a girl in public, only over her dress, but still lol
also touched her boobs
 
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i fingered a girl in public, only over her dress, but still lol
also touched her boobs
did you use to have a confused dog avi? I think I remember your signature
 
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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)





@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer
lmaooo
i don't even remember, i have done alot of shit🤣

i think when i was most horny atlesst was when i edged for like 1.5 hours i think, i was close to busting maybe 20 times but i cancelled it
 
Took some candids and jerked off to them outside (yea I am a creep)
 
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Made a fake sugar daddy account on Instagram
Dm'ed girls/had them DM me and told them I'd send them money in exchange for nudes
This one girl (honestly she was fat as fuck and hispanic i think) DM'ed me and I told her to send me nudes and ill send money after
She sent nudes & i jerked off to them and blocked her after

She was fat as fuck too JFLLLL :lul:
This was back when i was 13 or 14
 
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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)





@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer

 
Jerked off in front of a mirror while looking at myself (Not to MYSELF)
Before y'all call me gay i was imagining a girl riding me
 
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Jerked off in front of a mirror while looking at myself (Not to MYSELF)
Before y'all call me gay i was imagining a girl riding me
I was sleeping naked in bed when my mum entered the room and saw me
She thought I was taking dih pics but I lied to her saying that it was not and that is why I didn't wear anything
 
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Jerked off naked in the woods
 
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Jerked off naked in the woods
I remember it was during the winter and the sun started to set so I went to a quiet national park that had long pine tress with barely anyone. I found a spot in the middle and took off everything to bust one out felt so good
Weather was like 40 Fahrenheit so pretty cold too

No snow btw
 
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I remember it was during the winter and the sun started to set so I went to a quiet national park that had long pine tress with barely anyone. I found a spot in the middle and took off everything to busy one out felt so good
Weather was like 40 Fahrenheit so pretty cold too

No snow btw
Same except I did it in spring

It was probably during a manic episode but they make you do shit like that
 
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Same except I did it in spring

It was probably during a manic episode but they make you do shit like that
Completely ass naked? Feels like pure dopamine if you’re jacked post nut clarity was crazy tho
 
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Completely ass naked? Feels like pure dopamine if you’re jacked post nut clarity was crazy tho
Yup totally naked

I was like 100 feet from the road and was watching cars go by and shit

But yeah afterwards you're like wtf did I just do that
 
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So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)
 
So this was during college a couple years ago on thanksgiving day (you can call it a frat party) when I was on some reckless shit. I had like 5 female friends over (mix of blondes and brunettes) as well as 8 dudes chilling under the canopy in my backyard. I’m an ethnic guy, ripped, and for some reason I thought it would be “fun” to put on a little show just so they can see me as a clown or jester who they could just laugh at.

My weird fetish for fire was building up. But, various parts of my body I weirdly like seeing lit up are my pecs, abs, and yeah… my dick. Lmao
So what do I do? I grab 5 litres of gasoline from a red jerry can and rub 3 litres of it all over my torso and cock/balls from the funnel — completely in the nude. No clothes, no shame. With 2 litres approx remaining inside the can. This was in the back garden with a swimming pool nearby.
I’m edging for 5 minutes, tension building. I hand one of the blondes a lighter and tell her: “Flick it when I say go.”

The moment she does — WHOOSH. My chest, abs, and junk are literally glowing blue for a second the area is lit then orange all over. I bust the hardest nut I’ve ever had while actually on fire. Had to immediately cannonball into the pool to put it out.

The girls? Half laughing, half horrified. Hands over their mouths like wtf did we just witness. One of them legit couldn’t stop laughing. One even called me an autist or weirdo and they are right to point out lol.

I swear it felt like I pumped out 8ml+ of something because I couldn’t stop ejaculating lmao. After I cooled off after jumping into the pool I just had slight redness on my lower abdomen, gone in a few hours. Shit was hot but I didn’t burn myself. I was literally on fire for 5-6 seconds until it started to hurt a lil.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Was it the most jackass/retarded thing I’ve ever done? Absolutely. Tren maxxed to the gills as well as being surged with 400 mg caffeine I had in the morning which made me even more reckless. At 20 I can definitely look back and say that humiliation felt awful and the dudes thought I were gay for showing my cock even for this stunt since I didn’t want any clothes or underwear sticking to my skin…

Pics of the aftermath: (Didn’t injure myself tho)





@Tyler1 @Scandicel @polonaecel @iblamechico @Latinolooksmaxxer
I have nutted in several foids not on birth control and they freaked out worried im gonna knock em up.. They get the plan b. Got a few baby mamas and ghosted them after a few months of sending them money for 5-6 months
 
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was the fire hotter or the girls themself?
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ugly ass avi kys nigger the old one was much better
 
Same except I did it in spring

It was probably during a manic episode but they make you do shit like that
Completely ass naked? Feels like pure dopamine if you’re jacked post nut clarity was crazy tho
another one so basically me an dmy family went for a vacation up the mountains and once they went down to the shelter area where we would sleep i stayed up there and busted a nut infront of the setting sun imagining myself fucking a bitch up here and also thinking about how im busting a nut higher than someone had probably ever busted one before
 
Did it reach the board?
nope ive done it about 3 times busted only once tho and no it didnt reach the board because i never got caught
 
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