What is the proper way to wipe your ass?

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I need to know if i've been wiping my ass wrong all along.

Do you lift up one asscheek or use both legs to lift yourself off the seat

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Nigga how fat is ur ass ?
 
I go until my thumb prevents me from going in any further
 
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Go have a shower after and wash your ass, save on toilet paper. You're welcome
 
I squeeze a car jack between my asscheeks and use it to crane them apart. Then I look into my 5 mirror array so I can have full viewing of my asshole from all angles. Only after that do I proceed to carefully wipe the shit
 
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I squeeze a car jack between my asscheeks and use it to crane them apart. Then I look into my 5 mirror array so I can have full viewing of my asshole from all angles. Only after that do I proceed to carefully wipe the shit
nice
 
You use a bidet you filthy animals
 
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I dont cleen my ass up there man.
 
 
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use tissue and then wet wipes, asian people use water/bidet but I don’t like it much because wet tissue generally sticks to everything.. And fuck using your hands lmfao
 
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