what is the shape of temperature [i made an equation]

[coastal]

im convinced that cold is pointy and disgusting like triangles and squares

and hot is like circles, warm and relaxing. to me hot water feels very round and not spicy at all

if i had to make an equation for it:

number of corners in a shape assigned to a temperature = (36.6 C - temperature) / 10. if below 1 it's a circle. if between 1 and 3 it's a triangle, approximated to the closest no decimal number otherwise. hexagons are excluded and if the number approximates to 6 it's a pentagon instead.
*if a temperature is high or low enough to kill a person after prolonger exposure it's a STAR OF DAVID (truly the worst the most evil shape there is)

this is because i like hexagons more than most shapes

for example 30 C would be a circle, 20 C would be triangle, and -15 C would be a pentagon

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

 

[coastal]

the results i got from the equation fully correspond to my intuition. im convinced i found the shape of temperature

 

[hoodsiickle]

Sum autistic shit right here

 

[coastal]

Sum autistic shit right here

but am i wrong, i dont think so

 

[Ahmed88]

Go to sleep nigga

 

[duhz]

nice analysis Einstein

 

[coastal]

nice analysis Einstein

thank you thank you, i did my best

 

[coastal]

Go to sleep nigga

maybe i should but i cant stop thinking about shapes and now temperature. it's so fascinating

 

[Outlander]

 

[Outlander]

maybe i should but i cant stop thinking about shapes and now temperature. it's so fascinating

Take the enchroma color blind test lol and post your results

 

[strongmtn]

im convinced that cold is pointy and disgusting like triangles and squares

and hot is like circles, warm and relaxing. to me hot water feels very round and not spicy at all

if i had to make an equation for it:

number of corners in a shape assigned to a temperature = (36.6 C - temperature) / 10. if below 1 it's a circle. if between 1 and 3 it's a triangle, approximated to the closest no decimal number otherwise. hexagons are excluded and if the number approximates to 6 it's a pentagon instead

this is because i like hexagons more than most shapes

for example 30 C would be a circle, 20 C would be triangle, and -15 C would be a pentagon

now we can use this to differentiate shapes easier and make nigger triangles suffer while circles and cylinders roam free

 

[coastal]

Take the enchroma color blind test lol and post your results

will do rn, but i hope i wont see any fucking triangles on there

 

[Outlander]

will do rn, but i hope i wont see any fucking triangles on there

I don't think you need to worry

 

[coastal]

now we can use this to differentiate shapes easier and make nigger triangles suffer while circles and cylinders roam free

that's the plan!! i will combine all my shape research into a theory of how temperature affects the metaphysical shape of objects

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

 

[strongmtn]

that's the plan!! i will combine all my shape research into a theory of how temperature affects the metaphysical shape of objects

what if shapes have consciousness too, what if they also think triangles are bad guys, what is society like as shapes

 

[coastal]

I don't think you need to worry

did i win??

 

[Outlander]

View attachment 5066772 did i win??

You color vision mog me lol

 

[coastal]

what if shapes have consciousness too, what if they also think triangles are bad guys, what is society like as shapes

i think they have instincts like animals. i would be very careful around triangles they look scary and might try to kill me in my sleep if i dont take the necessary precautions i dont have any triangles in my room and it helps me calm down

 

[Kinan]

im convinced that cold is pointy and disgusting like triangles and squares

and hot is like circles, warm and relaxing. to me hot water feels very round and not spicy at all

if i had to make an equation for it:

number of corners in a shape assigned to a temperature = (36.6 C - temperature) / 10. if below 1 it's a circle. if between 1 and 3 it's a triangle, approximated to the closest no decimal number otherwise. hexagons are excluded and if the number approximates to 6 it's a pentagon instead

this is because i like hexagons more than most shapes

for example 30 C would be a circle, 20 C would be triangle, and -15 C would be a pentagon

Yes yes exactly

 

[coastal]

You color vision mog me lol

i think my vision would be a circle and yours will be a square

 

[coastal]

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BUT AM I FUCKING WRONG??? I AM NOTT

 

[coastal]

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

 

[strongmtn]

i think they have instincts like animals. i would be very careful around triangles they look scary and might try to kill me in my sleep if i dont take the necessary precautions i dont have any triangles in my room and it helps me calm down

good thing i have my teddys to keep me safe from any triangles, we talk about triangles a lot but what about arrows? arent they also something we should steer clear of?

 

[Kinan]

BUT AM I FUCKING WRONG??? I AM NOTT

No ur not dude dw

 

[Tan]

High iq nigga love to see it

 

[vampireㅤㅤㅤ]

good thing i have my teddys to keep me safe from any triangles, we talk about triangles a lot but what about arrows? arent they also something we should steer clear of?

steer clear of my giant cylinder

 

[coastal]

No ur not dude dw

that's what im saying. they might call you crazy but not wrong. this truly is a great theory. i will wrap this into some kind of neoplatanism and make a full formula of the shapes that truly hide behind the heated/cooled down objects

 

[Kinan]

that's what im saying. they might call you crazy but not wrong. this truly is a great theory. i will wrap this into some kind of neoplatanism and make a full formula of the shapes that truly hide behind the heated/cooled down objects

Investing in ts

 

[coastal]

good thing i have my teddys to keep me safe from any triangles, we talk about triangles a lot but what about arrows? arent they also something we should steer clear of?

arrows are fucking triangles in disguise, that's why they were used to kill people. this is so simple, this makes so much sense to me. all objects have a quantifiable temperature and a level of goodness. for example circles are good and warm, and triangles are cold and evil

 

[strongmtn]

arrows are fucking triangles in disguise, that's why they were used to kill people. this is so simple, this makes so much sense to me. all objects have a quantifiable temperature and a level of goodness. for example circles are good and warm, and triangles are cold and evil

what if some triangles are good like a right angled triangle, what if they were born a right angle triangle and they were good inside but from the outside they are an evil triangle

 

[coastal]

this is actually so gold the more i look at this thread the more i realize how right i am

@buccalfatremoval @Revan @pleasevanity @FramepiII @lemureater GTFIH this actually makes so much sense this is all true im not even joking peep this

 

[kisslessvirgin]

I thought we agreed it will be in the shape of a star of david

 

[coastal]

what if some triangles are good like a right angled triangle, what if they were born a right angle triangle and they were good inside but from the outside they are an evil triangle

that's all arrow propaganda. see, the arrows are like demons, they lie and deceive. they luck when you're not looking. all triangles are evil total triangle death, total cold death, total fucking spice death they should all die to glorify the majesty of circles and spiders

 

[coastal]

I thought we agreed it will be in the shape of a star of david

i think it would be fair to make any temperature that kills 50%+ of people after a 1h exposure a star of david. truly the worst shape. the killer shape

 

[strongmtn]

i think it would be fair to make any temperature that kills 50%+ of people after a 1h exposure a star of david. truly the worst shape. the killer shape

star of david is the final boss

 

[coastal]

star of david is the final boss

it's lurking and it's watching when you least expect it....

 

[strongmtn]

it's lurking and it's watching when you least expect it....

rumours say if you get a tattoo of the star of david you magically get a forcefield around you and are promised to eternal life not sure how true it is

 

[strongmtn]

it's lurking and it's watching when you least expect it....

check out my new post…

 

[coastal]

bumping so my ideas reach the right people