What is your most pitiful approach story?

[Deleted member 22063]

I approached this sub average skinny weeaboo girl at my uni that was kind of the in the same social group as me. I didn't flirt, I just started a boring convo. It was about Naruto mostly . Soon she made an excuse to leave, and I sat somewhere else close by.

She came back after like five minutes, thought I left, and immediately started imitating the slobbery, hoarse, and aspie way I spoke and did so LOUDLY. I didn't care that much about the girl, but I legit cried, sneaked out the area, and called one of my Discord buddies on the phone and wandered about campus like a crazy person while speaking to him.

For context, I never learned to speak correctly, and if I don't make an active effort or have anxiety, it gets bad.

 

[Baldingman1998]

"hey wanna have sex?"

 

[traveler]

escalator approach @justinzayn

 

[justinzayn]

escalator approach @justinzayn

 

[Deleted member 18244]

My one and only cold approach was when I went up to this htb in a club with her bf right next to her. She turned me down but said my hoodie was nice

 

[Deleted member 6128]

called one of my Discord buddies on the phone

Never began for you

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I approached this sub average skinny weeaboo girl at my uni that was kind of the in the same social group as me. I didn't flirt, I just started a boring convo. It was about Naruto mostly . Soon she made an excuse to leave, and I sat somewhere else close by.

She came back after like five minutes, thought I left, and immediately started imitating the slobbery, hoarse, and aspie way I spoke and did so LOUDLY. I didn't care that much about the girl, but I legit cried, sneaked out the area, and called one of my Discord buddies on the phone and wandered about campus like a crazy person while speaking to him.

Brutal, who was she talking to?

 

[Deleted member 22063]

Brutal, who was she talking to?

She was speaking to everyone sitting there, a dozen or so people she was friends with. It was like a meeting ground for some club in a big open area with couches everywhere.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

I don't cold approach because I can't make conversation with people. I pretty much just message a girl until I know she's down to fuck which allows me to lower my inhibitions when we meet, I'm super aspie tho and spend the whole time shaking but masking it as best as I can, I start shaking even imagining a girl next to me right now, idk how I do it but I manage to act low inhib enough until I can fuck them

 

[Deleted member 22063]

I don't cold approach because I can't make conversation with people. I pretty much just message a girl until I know she's down to fuck which allows me to lower my inhibitions when we meet, I'm super aspie tho and spend the whole time shaking but masking it as best as I can, I start shaking even imagining a girl next to me right now, idk how I do it but I manage to act low inhib enough until I can fuck them

How is it that you were going on about your huge social circle and that you knew some minor celebrity? It doesn't add up.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

How is it that you were going on about your huge social circle and that you knew some minor celebrity? It doesn't add up.

Nigga I knew all those people from on Xbox and Twitter, not irl.

 

[Deleted member 22063]

Nigga I knew all those people from on Xbox and Twitter, not irl.

How do you meet people online like that?

 

[Manu le coq]

I was in the train saw this ebony stacy with a fat ass and her gigatall friend 6’3 and she was a girl

We stopped at the same station, shooted my shot, it was like my 3-4 time aproaching so iwas very shy and lacked confidence, she turned back looked at me with disgust

And walked right back without letting me finish.
Never felt so humiliated in my life

 

[bignosesmallchin]

How do you meet people online like that?

I was just really involved in the call of duty community when i was a kid so i ended up meeting and becoming friends with a lot of people

 

[BoneDensity]

legit cried, sneaked out the area, and called one of my Discord buddies on the phone

Average zoomer male. Grow a pair of balls dude seriously.