What kind of facial surgery would I need to become as good looking as those two other guys?

[Turtle]

I'm pretty sure you've all seen that collage of me and the two guys now, if not just take a quick look on my profile you'll find it.

But yeah what surgery will my face need to be as good looking as theirs? Is it even possible?

P.S: this is kinda a big ask, but is there any chance someone could screenshot the collage, then create a detailed breakdown of what exactly makes my face so subhuman looking, and what makes those two guys better looking? Like highlight their good and bad features in red or something

 

[Deleted member 6856]

send photo idiot how could i remember

 

[Deleted member 5262]

wrap around jaw implant and some sort of eye surgery.

 

[Zezima]

Probably kill yourself for being gay

 

[MentalistKebab]

Tbh other 2 didnt look very good themselves.
I have no idea how tf they have high sex appeal

 

[Turtle]

Tbh other 2 didnt look very good themselves.
I have no idea how tf they have high sex appeal

Ikr, it's mind-blowing they regularly get 8s out of 10