What l'll do if I had a son

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Age 6: HGH & IGF-1 injections begin, daily limb-lengthening Stretches, high-protein diet, zero sugar-height gains start now.


Age 7: Jaw expander installed, strict mewing practice, full spinal decompression routine, sprinting for natural HGH , spikes,


Age 8: Tibial traction exercises, vitamin D+ K2 megadosing for bone density, daily hanging for max height potential.


Age 9: Epiphyseal plate monitoring, orthopedic footwear for perfect posture, custom growth hormone timing for max effect.


Age 10: daily overdose of "why not me“ edits, Swimming + sprinting combo for explosive growth, collagen & bone broth for joint health, neck training begins


Age 11: Full leg-lengthening braces wor at night, aggressive posture drills, monitored protein intake for peak bone growth.


Age 12: Androgen blockers to delay puberty and extend growth window, chewing regimen forjawline, stretching routine intensified.


Age 13: HGH & IGF-1 sycle doubled, jaw expander at max setting, testosterone boosters introduced for controlled puberty onset.


Age 14: SARMs (Ostarine, LGD-4033) to buildlean mass without fusing growth plates, baby tat liposuction, pertect tan maintenance.


Age 15: Maxillary advancement surgery if needed, minoxidil beard routine, brow ridge implants, full-body microneedling.


Age 16: Leg lengthening (If under 6°4), TRT Starts, cheek fat grafting for midface harmony. perma-bulk cycle begins.


Age 17: Facial refinement surgery, eyebrow & hair transplant, 6% body fat locked in, taflored wardrobe for fihal form.


Age 18: 6‘6“ peak aesthetics, perfect facial harmony.
 
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