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An ass’ niceness can be attributed to three qualities:
-Size,
-Shape,
-and Solidness.
The first quality is one of the most popular factors used to generalize asses’ niceness, but is not the most important. Small, medium, large, and bubble butts are all good depending on how they are balanced.
The next quality is perhaps the most diverse, as varying types of fat distribution and amount of muscle can cause an ass to be as round as the Sun or adopt a few extra curves. These are not, however, flaws.
The final quality, solidness, refers to the butt’s squishable properties. If a butt is flabby, it is often very soft, but if formed by muscle, it may lose softness upon flexing any muscles around this region- even if by accident. I fall prey to this, but still like my ass.
Contrary to the synopsis, a fourth property exists. However, this property is of perk, which is created by two other properties and affects the third. A butt’s tendency to stand up or sag is affected by its size, and even more so affected by solidness. However, it greatly contributes to overall shape of the butt. While each of these qualities listed has many varying degrees and forms, butts are diverse and they are all wonderful. Love your butt, but hopefully with a deeper understanding after reading this.
-Size,
-Shape,
-and Solidness.
The first quality is one of the most popular factors used to generalize asses’ niceness, but is not the most important. Small, medium, large, and bubble butts are all good depending on how they are balanced.
The next quality is perhaps the most diverse, as varying types of fat distribution and amount of muscle can cause an ass to be as round as the Sun or adopt a few extra curves. These are not, however, flaws.
The final quality, solidness, refers to the butt’s squishable properties. If a butt is flabby, it is often very soft, but if formed by muscle, it may lose softness upon flexing any muscles around this region- even if by accident. I fall prey to this, but still like my ass.
Contrary to the synopsis, a fourth property exists. However, this property is of perk, which is created by two other properties and affects the third. A butt’s tendency to stand up or sag is affected by its size, and even more so affected by solidness. However, it greatly contributes to overall shape of the butt. While each of these qualities listed has many varying degrees and forms, butts are diverse and they are all wonderful. Love your butt, but hopefully with a deeper understanding after reading this.
