What makes a punchable face?

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Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.
 
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@TechnoBoss @Ricky212 @sportsmogger @sub3cel @Heinrich Schmidt @HarrierDuBois
 
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There's a German word for having a punchable face
 
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Round face
 
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punch the fucker
 
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Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.
Just being a boneless, recessed subhuman with an unhealthy face.
 
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Prob some natural instinct against those who look uncanny
 
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Definitely Low IPD
 
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No bonemass
 
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100% a SHORT MIDFACE
 
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Wide IPD

Square head shape/ the type that needs buccal fat or masseter botox
 
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Boneless baby face with dark eyebrows. Nasal voice makes it even worse.

Ben Shapiro
 
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Do it. Record it while ur at it and post it here. Gonna get 50 JFLs minimum.
 
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trifecta


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Bug eyes and saggy jaw
 
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nerd pheno
 
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This
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imagine being a such a subhuman that niggas fantasize about beating you fucking brutal man
 
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Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.
Would you punch a Haitian cannibal?
 
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That sounds EXACTLY like a guy who lives 5 houses away where do u live bro we might be neighbours JFL
 
this bitch has a giga punchable face
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maybe its just low trust/high aggression features that trigger a primal urge to assert dominance over them because they are more likely to take your resources and attack you
 
long midface/close set eyes
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Looking like youre in wmaf
 
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Probably a mix of being ugly, looking unfriendly/low trust, and not very masculine
 
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Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.
sharp arched eyebrows on a person make them punchable is what i think alot of people have also told me i look like an asshole/douchebag
 
Round and too compact midface face

Like jack doherty's (he gets slapped and punched alot on the face, statusmaxxed LTN)
Jack
 
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