What makes Brando Erba so attractive

He's "maximum" the lead singer of a band called "smashing maxirra" with blockbuster hits like "mai slant eye no see" and "yerrow pushee + whitu cockru = me" his Instagram is full of him getting mogged by white MTNs. Best the gook can hope to do is get down to 3% body fat and lighting fraud angularity in photo shoots to remind the world he isn't full gookoid.

Still no work, no clout, no Instagram followers. He's a loser even in his own field of work.
I can't

@ltnbrownacnecel @Looksmaxxer1248 @Bully
 
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Nothing except height.
This is a 2026 male model face we are brainwashed to accept and find hot

Real traditional women who are resistant to slop won’t even want that gook
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And fedor bramovich zatova with the truth nuke.
 
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1.Blacks
2.Whites
3.White passing Latino/Arab/Med
4.Brown indian
5. Gooks
Wait what? Why you place gooks below jeet? I thought you were arguing for those smashed maxillas? :feelsuhh:
 
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Wait what? Why you place gooks below jeet? I thought you were arguing for those smashed maxillas? :feelsuhh:
Yh, I just feel it’s more interchangeable now rather than a clear “better vs worse”
 
one of his relatives is Italian, prob these genes
Yeah, his fucking truecel father is the Italian link of course lmao. Just like 99% of the time. I bet when he gets home his dad pulls his eyes back and calls him a chink. What a fucking stupid gook.
 
Yeah, his fucking truecel father is the Italian link of course lmao. Just like 99% of the time. I bet when he gets home his dad pulls his eyes back and calls him a chink. What a fucking stupid gook.
easy bro, easy
 
easy bro, easy
Don't tell me to take it easy, I'm not the one cucking that gooks whole race. Tell whites to stop impregnating those noodles to stop spawning xenomorphs like this ER.
 
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Don't tell me to take it easy, I'm not the one cucking that gooks whole race. Tell whites to stop impregnating those noodles to stop spawning xenomorphs like this ER.
do u realize it's impossible
 
Ideal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH

@iblamexyz
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Everybody knows “robust” pretty boys are the most universally preferred look to women and the top asian men hit that criteria perfectly, and i even go as far as saying they are the ideal

whites are more dimorphic with better colouring and that’s what seperates them from asians

i don’t see realistically why their smv would be any lower?
 
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Everybody knows “robust” pretty boys are the most universally preferred look to women and the top asian men hit that criteria perfectly, and i even go as far as saying they are the ideal

whites are more dimorphic with better colouring and that’s what seperates them from asians

i don’t see realistically why their smv would be any lower?
You’re a true victim of black and white thinking

Ogres are bad therefore pan faced insects are ideal prettyboys

Seriously I know you’re 15 so don’t bother with me. Look at every study and actually see for yourself

Nothing is ideal or perfect about the least preferred male race, except becoming a trans woman. You’re genuinely weird like seriously how delusional does it get
 
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You’re a true victim of black and white thinking

Ogres are bad therefore pan faced insects are ideal prettyboys
That’s not what he said at all
 
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You’re a true victim of black and white thinking

Ogres are bad therefore pan faced insects are ideal prettyboys

Seriously I know you’re 15 so don’t bother with me. Look at every study and actually see for yourself

Nothing is ideal or perfect about the least preferred male race, except becoming a trans woman. You’re genuinely weird like seriously how delusional does it get
why are you so mad ? lol i tried being respectful but just even saying whites might not be universally the best gets you guys upset

like you’re oversimplifying my statement and running off with it, i’m not saying anything about whites being worse i’m just saying asians have the ideal pretty boy look in my opinion

it’s a somewhat subjective statement based on the lower dimorphic and softer harmonising traits that asians tend to have

im literally asking you why you think this way and you start insulting :WaitWhat:
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are us whites also afraid of big asian cock? @chang cypionate
 
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why are you so mad ? lol i tried being respectful but just even saying whites might not be universally the best gets you guys upset

like you’re oversimplifying my statement and running off with it, i’m not saying anything about whites being worse i’m just saying asians have the ideal pretty boy look in my opinion

it’s a somewhat subjective statement based on the lower dimorphic and softer harmonising traits that asians tend to have

im literally asking you why you think this way and you start insulting :WaitWhat:
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are us whites also afraid of big asian cock? @chang cypionate
Im not mad
You’re just very obviously 13 it’s a shame
 
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why are you so mad ? lol i tried being respectful but just even saying whites might not be universally the best gets you guys upset

like you’re oversimplifying my statement and running off with it, i’m not saying anything about whites being worse i’m just saying asians have the ideal pretty boy look in my opinion

it’s a somewhat subjective statement based on the lower dimorphic and softer harmonising traits that asians tend to have

im literally asking you why you think this way and you start insulting :WaitWhat:
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are us whites also afraid of big asian cock? @chang cypionate
Im not mad
You’re just very obviously 13 it’s a shame
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literally just asking him why he thinks what he thinks and he can’t even give me a legitimate answer

can’t be that hard man
He’s just low iq, dni
 
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literally just asking him why he thinks what he thinks and he can’t even give me a legitimate answer

can’t be that hard man
You’re kidding right
Admit your age then leave
I explained how retarded you sound already. Nobody wants y’all And you have to pullup the same exact gook all of you use to cope and soothe ur inferiority
 
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hes just like the white chads just with asian pheno
It makes him stand out more than other models, plus his crazy frame. Idk how people think he doesn’t mog
 
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It makes him stand out more than other models, plus his crazy frame. Idk how people think he doesn’t mog
“Makes him stand out”
You’re the most common ethnicity / race after indians
You guys kill me
 
“Makes him stand out”
You’re the most common ethnicity / race after indians
You guys kill me
It’s like your brain can’t handle nuance @pleasevanity
 
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practically ideal for his pheno
 
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It’s like your brain can’t handle nuance @pleasevanity
You guys are literally saying white boys are too ogre so Asians are ideal

You’re the owner of black and white sheltered thinking. I know none of you even have experience with women. Debating does nothing it’s just painfully obvious
 
never understood gook hate on this forum

they have the ideal prettyboy aesthetic imo
i think asians have comparable smv to whites if they are at a similar looks level

no hope for indians tho
no gets terrad by any white htn
This retardation has to die
I’ve been saying brando looks good asl
eye area and hair
This niggas giant ass nose is gen giving niggas the illusion of him not being panfaced am crine
harmonious front and good features
holy frame:love:
Nothing except height.
This is a 2026 male model face we are brainwashed to accept and find hot

Real traditional women who are resistant to slop won’t even want that gook
I can't
@ltnbrownacnecel @Looksmaxxer1248 @Bully
one of his relatives is Italian, prob these genes
Ltn gook tax
@PeenoResurrected @ltnbrownacnecel @Mogwarts_Dropout
hes just like the white chads just with asian pheno
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