What phone should I buy?

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Know nothing about phones and Have budget of $1000 I want the best bang for my buck. Don't care if it's IOS or Android
 
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@Toska @AcneScars
 
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Android or IOS?
 
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Doesn't matter
Oneplus 9 Pro is currently the best tbh. All of the features you need in a phone with clean Android unlike samsung. 70k for Top variant.
 
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IPhone 12 if you want better Video Quality and Social Media App support
Oneplus 9 Pro is currently the best tbh. All of the features you need in a phone with clean Android unlike samsung. 70k for Top variant.
 
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motorola g5
 
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Know nothing about phones and Have budget of $1000 I want the best bang for my buck. Don't care if it's IOS or Android
Dude, just buy a cheap android and pocket the savings. What is it with you people and your phones? I still use a cheap Huawei that I bought in 2018. Never had the need for anything else.
 
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Dude, just buy a cheap android and pocket the savings. What is it with you people and your phones? I still use a cheap Huawei that I bought in 2018. Never had the need for anything else.
Phones are like watches these days. A way of showing off I guess that's why I'm willing to spend that much money
 
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I have had the same $30 Samsung for 5 years. If being good at personal finance is autistic then I guess I just broke the aspie scale.
 
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Phones are like watches these days. A way of showing off I guess that's why I'm willing to spend that much money
Buy iPhone then lol. It is NT among Indian Zoomers.
 
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Get an iPhone bro and a nice fit bro. Move to Canada, slaying in no time bro @Biggdink
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google pixel 5
has the best camera which is the only thing that matters in phones
 
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Phones are like watches these days. A way of showing off I guess that's why I'm willing to spend that much money
Money = options, and showing off amounts to nothing. I'd rather have options while everyone around me thinks I'm poor than to have a useless facade of wealth. Be a hidden tiger, not a paper tiger.
 
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do not get an android bro. all foids and normie men use iphones and ostracize those who have androids. I had an android for a year so I know.

I would recommend an iPhone 12 pro at $1000
 
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Know nothing about phones and Have budget of $1000 I want the best bang for my buck. Don't care if it's IOS or Android
I would suggest to wait for the iphone 13 to come out and then get that. It comes out in around mid September.
 
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iPhone 12 obviously it’s the NT phone. When a see that someone has a Samsung I automatically think they’re poor or weird even if they aren’t
 
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iPhone 12 obviously it’s the NT phone. When a see that someone has a Samsung I automatically think they’re poor or weird even if they aren’t
You sound like a sales rep for them
 
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Know nothing about phones and Have budget of $1000 I want the best bang for my buck. Don't care if it's IOS or Android
Dude, just get an iphone from a gen or two ago and save some money. I have an iphone 11 and it literally covers all bases. Photos don't get noticeably better since then imo.
 
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I have an iphone 11 and it literally covers all bases
No it doesn't, The iphone 11 has 720p lcd display while the iphone 12 has a upscaled 1080p oled display. The difference is night and day.
 
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Dude, just buy a cheap android and pocket the savings. What is it with you people and your phones? I still use a cheap Huawei that I bought in 2018. Never had the need for anything else.
if he wants to have any sort of ideal social life, he will need a camera that can take solid photos.
 
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No it doesn't, The iphone 11 has 720p lcd display while the iphone 12 has a upscaled 1080p oled display. The difference is night and day.
I actually have the 12, so thanks for crying.
but yeah, 12 is good.

EDIT: cope. It's 11. Still great camera
 
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i use a huawei, not only is it cheap but it makes me feel less alone with the chinese government always keeping me company
 
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if he wants to have any sort of ideal social life, he will need a camera that can take solid photos.
I don't know about that. There's still loads of people who don't care about any kind of social media. Of course you wouldn't know it if you're active on social media yourself. Being able to take decent pictures at any moment is very convenient for a lot of reasons, but I wouldn't use it to showcase my life.
 
who cares just buy whatever you want
 
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I actually have the 12, so thanks for crying.
Idgaf What phone you have Im just stating the obvious and helping Op find a new phone.
 
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for actually good phone performances, android,

for NT and ease of use, Iphone
 
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I don't know about that. There's still loads of people who don't care about any kind of social media. Of course you wouldn't know it if you're active on social media yourself. Being able to take decent pictures at any moment is very convenient for a lot of reasons, but I wouldn't use it to showcase my life.
yes, if you're a boomer. If you wanna fuck 20 somethings, its much easier when you have a decent phone.
 
Idgaf What phone you have Im just stating the obvious and helping Op find a new phone.
you're not helping. You're telling him to pay extra money for the same fucking shit except some autistically minute differences in camera quality.
 
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Oneplus is best phone. But I advise you to get apple because most women expect apple or else you are poor and low class (in their low iq brain)
 
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yes, if you're a boomer. If you wanna fuck 20 somethings, its much easier when you have a decent phone.
No you don't, lol. That only holds true when you're a certain type of guy.
 
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No you don't, lol. That only holds true when you're a certain type of guy.
Okay, well we're that type of guy.

We don't want to fuck the hottest d&d player at the ren fair. I want dumb blondes with sex appeal. I'll find my soulmate later
 
Okay, well we're that type of guy.

We don't want to fuck the hottest d&d player at the ren fair. I want dumb blondes with sex appeal. I'll find my soulmate later
I'm not talking about that type of guy. You don't need social media/high tech phones to bag dumb blondes with sex appeal. It's a myth.
 
I'm not talking about that type of guy. You don't need social media/high tech phones to bag dumb blondes with sex appeal. It's a myth.
Bro, you don't need anything necessarily. Hell, you don't need a social life at all.

It makes it easier for young men to fuck if they have quality phones and high status social media presence. Anyone saying otherwise is coping with their huawei
 
Bro, you don't need anything necessarily. Hell, you don't need a social life at all.

It makes it easier for young men to fuck if they have quality phones and high status social media presence. Anyone saying otherwise is coping with their huawei
Why exactly would you need a quality phone? If you were at a party and a hot young girl laughed at you for having a Nokia brick would it increase your cortisol?

There's nothing hotter than a man who doesn't give a f*ck about what anybody says or thinks, goes where he wants, and always manages to enjoy himself.
 
Dude, just buy a cheap android and pocket the savings. What is it with you people and your phones? I still use a cheap Huawei that I bought in 2018. Never had the need for anything else.
Women are repulsed by cheap phones because they assume it means you’re poor

but that’s a grey area where it doesn’t matter unless you’re a normie and need every scale in your favor.
 
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Why exactly would you need a quality phone? If you were at a party and a hot young girl laughed at you for having a Nokia brick would it increase your cortisol?

There's nothing hotter than a man who doesn't give a f*ck about what anybody says or thinks, goes where he wants, and always manages to enjoy himself.
Not everyone is nt enough to sit around at parties and live in this idealized world you've created in your head.

Most dudes need to capitalize on social media. Nokia brick is not that.

Trust me, about 1% of this forum is capable of going full on sperged out sigma male. If this dude is asking about which phone he should buy for $1000, its obvious he isn't in that one percent. And if your avy is you, neither are you.
 
Women are repulsed by cheap phones because they assume it means you’re poor

but that’s a grey area where it doesn’t matter unless you’re a normie and need every scale in your favor.
based on this dudes hypothetical, he must be top tier 7 psl. Seeing as how he doesn't need social media. He just waltzes into random parties and fucks bro
 
Doesn't the Xiaomi Mi 11 Ultra have a better camera?
its over his budget and in terms of snap and shoot it doesnt
google ai makes superior pics
 
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Not everyone is nt enough to sit around at parties and live in this idealized world you've created in your head.

Most dudes need to capitalize on social media. Nokia brick is not that.

Trust me, about 1% of this forum is capable of going full on sperged out sigma male. If this dude is asking about which phone he should buy for $1000, its obvious he isn't in that one percent. And if your avy is you, neither are you.
Well, my whole life story must be quite the anomaly then. That's me. I'm not NT either. People have always either loved me or hated me. Never met too many inbetweeners.
 
based on this dudes hypothetical, he must be top tier 7 psl. Seeing as how he doesn't need social media. He just waltzes into random parties and fucks bro
PSL doesn't always correlate to appeal. It can, but very often it doesn't.
 
Not everyone is nt enough to sit around at parties and live in this idealized world you've created in your head.

Most dudes need to capitalize on social media. Nokia brick is not that.

Trust me, about 1% of this forum is capable of going full on sperged out sigma male. If this dude is asking about which phone he should buy for $1000, its obvious he isn't in that one percent. And if your avy is you, neither are you.
The dude might be asking about the phone simply because he likes fancy trinkets. Did you ever think of that? Either way, getting one is a fool's errand. Unless he's got his life together. Up on his finances and whatnot.
 
Get an iPhone for NTmaxxing. I broke my IPhone X Plus and now have to use an Mi as punishment:feelswhy:
 
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Iphone x and above for nt maxxing
Bitches hate the green bubble
 
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Get an iPhone for NTmaxxing. I broke my IPhone X Plus and now have to use an Mi as punishment:feelswhy:
I've never used an iPhone bhai, still use my s7. All I do is shit post and text anyways what's the point of upgrading
 
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Know nothing about phones and Have budget of $1000 I want the best bang for my buck. Don't care if it's IOS or Android
buy a shit 100$ xiaomi from amazog

ios is cursed

give you info to the chink spooks not the larval antichrist growing underneath google campus
 
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If you don’t want an iPhone then OnePlus would be good I think. Some of my friends have it and it looks good imo
 
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