What place would I use to store my money that isn't kyc or p2p

[5'8chud]

I'm planning on trying to get some cash online and send it to crypto to buy roids but the fucking feds are everywhere and I can't rly find anyway to get past them and store my money in a place where they won't seize shit bought with it and idk places that aren't kyc or p2p and I'm not gonna try to get the feds at my house because I put a fake age for a kyc thing.

 

[5yrsmax]

exodus wallet

 

[xex]

I'm planning on trying to get some cash online and send it to crypto to buy roids but the fucking feds are everywhere and I can't rly find anyway to get past them and store my money in a place where they won't seize shit bought with it and idk places that aren't kyc or p2p and I'm not gonna try to get the feds at my house because I put a fake age for a kyc thing.

"the feds", nigga no one knows u jfl