What should I do if I run into squirtle at the mall?

[klip11]

Should I make sure that @Squirtle isn't being hunted by Haitian cannibals?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

idk

 

[moggathon]

Should I make sure that @Squirtle isn't being hunted by Haitian cannibals?

idk

What would you do if you ran into this freak of nature on a dark night?

Spoiler: Scary

 

[vermillioncorefan]

What would you do if you ran into this freak of nature on a dark night?

Spoiler: Scary

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nothing

 

[klip11]

idk

If Haitian cannibals catch @Squirtle , what kind of dish will they make out of him? Will they barbecue some squirtle ribs and use the 23 to 45 different spices that @moggathon has in his barbecue?

 

[starvecell]

I’ll tell him you can shave across the grain too.
True freak of nature, i thank allah everyday for making this creature visible to our naked jew eyes.
Allahmudillah aha!

 

[traveler]

master ball to catch him

 

[vermillioncorefan]

If Haitian cannibals catch @Squirtle , what kind of dish will they make out of him? Will they barbecue some squirtle ribs and use the 23 to 45 different spices that @moggathon has in his barbecue?

my neighbor was an old haitian woman and she used to make the best ribs idk what kind of seasoning she used but squirtle would def be tasty after