What should I tell people I’ve been doing with my life if I’m doing nothing

[Prøphet]

Literally all I’ve been doing is schoolwork and rotting on .org and sleepinh no friends no activities literally nothing else I have no life wtf am I supposed to tell people I do for fun or my hobbies and shit cuz I can’t just tell them I’m too subhuman to be bothered or that I’m waiting for my eye surgery

 

[Prøphet]

B

 

[Prøphet]

I have to know by tomorrow I have family coming over and idk what to tell them about my life

 

[Nodesbitch]

Literally all I’ve been doing is schoolwork and rotting on .org and sleepinh no friends no activities literally nothing else I have no life wtf am I supposed to tell people I do for fun or my hobbies and shit cuz I can’t just tell them I’m too subhuman to be bothered or that I’m waiting for my eye surgery

make up something

 

[Prøphet]

They will think I’m nd asf if I can’t make up a good larp

 

[Prøphet]

make up something

Idk what to make up nothing sounds right or realistic

 

[Prøphet]

make up something

Bro it’s so over

 

[Prøphet]

I’m 18 with nothing to show for my life I don’t even do shit tf am I meant to say

 

[Nodesbitch]

Idk what to make up nothing sounds right or realistic

just say trying to better myself and my life ngl most people would respect that, or just say playing video games and hanging with friends, or just say voluntering at the animal shelter its not hard to lie lol

 

[registerfasterusing]

Literally all I’ve been doing is schoolwork and rotting on .org and sleepinh no friends no activities literally nothing else I have no life wtf am I supposed to tell people I do for fun or my hobbies and shit cuz I can’t just tell them I’m too subhuman to be bothered or that I’m waiting for my eye surgery

Tell them you enjoy reading

 

[User28823]

Oh, just the usual rich-guy stuff — commissioning AI-generated Renaissance portraits of my cat, casually bidding on decommissioned satellites on government auction sites, collecting watches that don’t even tell time (they just glow mood-based stock market colors), and flying to Iceland to sip ethically sourced glacier water while pretending to “find myself.” On Tuesdays, I race yachts I don’t even own — I just rent faster ones out of spite. And sometimes, for fun, I pay a Michelin-star chef to recreate prison meals ironically, plated on marble slabs. Keeps me humble.

 

[Prøphet]

just say trying to better myself and my life ngl most people would respect that, or just say playing video games and hanging with friends, or just say voluntering at the animal shelter its not hard to lie lol

Idk video games are a major ND indicator I try to avoid larping that, I’ll js say school has been taking up all my time and I hang out with friends and family

 

[Prøphet]

Tell them you enjoy reading

Then they’ll say name 3 books etc etc what a headache

 

[Prøphet]

Oh, just the usual rich-guy stuff — commissioning AI-generated Renaissance portraits of my cat, casually bidding on decommissioned satellites on government auction sites, collecting watches that don’t even tell time (they just glow mood-based stock market colors), and flying to Iceland to sip ethically sourced glacier water while pretending to “find myself.” On Tuesdays, I race yachts I don’t even own — I just rent faster ones out of spite. And sometimes, for fun, I pay a Michelin-star chef to recreate prison meals ironically, plated on marble slabs. Keeps me humble.

I guess bro

 

[registerfasterusing]

Then they’ll say name 3 books etc etc what a headache

Js say sm obscure shit they won’t know abt