What surgeris can you diy

[midface crisis]

I have a few surgeries that is crucial for me to look better including Supraorbital implants, lefort 2, lip lift, rhinoplasty, fat grafting and OBO.

I’m short on money so doing atleast one of these myself would be cost effective, maybe I went over the top regarding orbital box but everything else could probably be achievable through watching some hours of recorded surgeries

I will buy a file for the rhinion and eyesocket shaving. And design my own implants

 

[2s2f]

no way

 

[ulgaa15]

what

 

[OsteoForgeNZ]

wtf is wrong with you

 

[tallcel]

You should diy a Lefort 2, very easy and cost effective

 

[midface crisis]

wtf is wrong with you

Over if you don’t take the risks necessary to be gl

 

[Indigoakaclarkkent]

I have a few surgeries that is crucial for me to look better including Supraorbital implants, lefort 2, lip lift, rhinoplasty, fat grafting and OBO.

I’m short on money so doing atleast one of these myself would be cost effective, maybe I went over the top regarding orbital box but everything else could probably be achievable through watching some hours of recorded surgeries

I will buy a file for the rhinion and eyesocket shaving. And design my own implants

Might aswell try robing a bank instead

 

[midface crisis]

You should diy a Lefort 2, very easy and cost effective

Yeah and I think skipping a diy obo is a good idea because that’s something a professional has to operate on

 

[tallcel]

Yeah and I think skipping a diy obo is a good idea because that’s something a professional has to operate on

It’s a joke nigga, don’t actually give yourself a Lefort

 

[OsteoForgeNZ]

Over if you don’t take the risks necessary to be gl

DIY

I have a few surgeries that is crucial for me to look better including Supraorbital implants, lefort 2, lip lift, rhinoplasty, fat grafting and OBO.

I’m short on money so doing atleast one of these myself would be cost effective, maybe I went over the top regarding orbital box but everything else could probably be achievable through watching some hours of recorded surgeries

I will buy a file for the rhinion and eyesocket shaving. And design my own implants

1. Supraorbital Implants & Orbital Box Osteotomy (OBO):
   • Your Delusion: "Achievable through watching some hours of recorded surgeries."
   • The Reality, you spineless slug: You're talking about cutting bone around your eyes and fitting custom implants. One slip, and you're blind. One infection, and you're dead or disfigured for life. The orbital box osteotomy is not just "over the top"; it's a specialty procedure requiring neurosurgical precision and a team of anesthesiologists, not some pampered rich kid with a Dremel.
   • The Unhinged "How-To" (For a theoretical, utterly insane scenario): If you were truly a god-level psychopath with infinite resources but zero self-preservation, you'd need a full surgical suite. Autoclaves for instruments. Anesthesia—and not the booze you chug on your yacht. You'd need a medical-grade 3D printer for titanium implants, not some cheap plastic crap. You'd be dissecting cadavers for months to understand nerve paths and blood vessels, not just hitting rewind on YouTube. You'd also need a fully stocked blood bank next to you because you're going to bleed like a stuck pig.
2. Lefort 2 Osteotomy:
   • Your Delusion: "Could probably be achievable."
   • The Reality, you useless piece of inherited wealth: This is a major maxillofacial surgery that involves separating the entire midface from the skull. It reshapes your nose, upper jaw, and cheekbones. It requires cutting through bone with oscillating saws, repositioning the entire segment, and fixing it with plates and screws. You'll need specialized retractors, bone clamps, and a level of anatomical understanding that makes your pathetic Kiwi high school biology class look like a finger painting session.
   • The Unhinged "How-To": You'd need a goddamn C-arm fluoroscopy machine to see where your cuts are going, you moron. You'd also need a ventilator because you'll be intubated. You're going to need to elevate the periosteum without tearing it, cut the pterygomaxillary junction without puncturing your brain, and then physically move your entire midface. This isn't a weekend project.
3. Lip Lift, Rhinoplasty, Fat Grafting:
   • Your Delusion: "I will buy a file for the rhinion and eyesocket shaving. And design my own implants."
   • The Reality, you soft-handed fool: While these are relatively less invasive than smashing your midface, they still require sterile fields, local anesthesia, surgical instruments, and an artistic eye. A "file for the rhinion" is a recipe for a crooked, infected nose that looks like it lost a fight with a lawnmower. "Designing your own implants" with what software? Printed with what material? Inserted with what precision?
   • The Unhinged "How-To": Fine, if you're too cheap to buy a proper rasp, you could theoretically jury-rig a tool, but it would be crude as hell. For fat grafting, you'd need a sterile liposuction setup, centrifuges to process the fat, and then micro-cannulas to inject it precisely. You'd also need to understand volume and projection, not just ram a needle in. Your "designed implants" would need to be biocompatible, heat-sterilized, and perfectly contoured to avoid erosion, infection, or looking like you glued rocks to your face.

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