What surgery should I do to look less subhuman?

[Diremeyer]

I would share them with you but I know some sick dudes will use them to make fake profiles.
Every photos is tanmaxxed (I was on the french Rivera almost all summer long, had time to get a tan).
No group photos. No bio.
I don't have a lot of photos of me whatsoever so I had to check my mothers photos.
First one is me, side profile, good quality photo. I already posted it here.
Second one is me smiling showing white teeth, appearing to be drunk while eating ice cream.
Third one is me with a retarded snapchat filter that went trending late august (big nose, western drawing style)
Last one is a side photo too, of me walking out an alley and appearing to be smiling to someone (I was smiling to my dad but you would assume I was with a social circle or so).

Three of the four photos are a lie because I'm smiling in it and appear to have a rich social life.

I'd love to see them. And follow your Tinder progress, if you decide to relaunch your profile. You've got potential to kill Tinder.

 

[TITUS]

You look good, maybe you need to gymmax for a change.