What the fuck is wrong with my penis

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Why can't I pull the foreskin back yet? I think this is called phimosis and it's supposed to go by like 16-17? What do I do bros

I don't want to get a circumcision, lest my nose become hooked and my surname will become Shekelstein.
 
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Phimocure, do not get circumcised
 
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Phimocure, do not get circumcised
fuck, I don't know why I can watch gore videos and have touched the innards of dead dudes in anatomy but somehow stretching my penis skin makes me feel odd.
 
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fuck, I don't know why I can watch gore videos and have touched the innards of dead dudes in anatomy but somehow stretching my penis skin makes me feel odd.
It’s fine, you just put it on and forget about it
 
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Get circumcised faggot
 
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They're coming for your foreskin
 
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Just pull it back I guess gradually. Stretch the skin daily until it can be more loose.
 
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It is over, you must now offer your foreskin to your local Imam or Dr shekelstein... If you want to have sex properly.
 
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daily stretches. Doctors can also prescribe a cream that helps you do that. Don't circumcise or you'll cuck your sensitivity.
 
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Nah dude. Phimocure or stretching, cuz circumcised is just cucking yourself
 
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you have cancer
 
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daily stretches. Doctors can also prescribe a cream that helps you do that. Don't circumcise or you'll cuck your sensitivity.
Nah dude. Phimocure or stretching, cuz circumcised is just cucking yourself
Phimocure, do not get circumcised
Just pull it back I guess gradually. Stretch the skin daily until it can be more loose.
Thanks guys I'll visit a doctor and talk to him too.


@inceletto you are a jew in disguise tbh
 
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Rofl its not cancer if you are worried do a check of your testicles feel for any hard lumps or pain.
you probably didn't wash your foreskin right JFL.
I know I just tagged you for no reason.
Wash my foreskin? How does that have to do anything with phimosis?
Also using a condom it's fine because it doesn't get retracted.
 
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daily stretches. Doctors can also prescribe a cream that helps you do that. Don't circumcise or you'll cuck your sensitivity.
I did stretches and I fixed it even without cream
 
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I know I just tagged you for no reason.
Wash my foreskin? How does that have to do anything with phimosis?
Also using a condom it's fine because it doesn't get retracted.
ah I didn't see you wrote phimosis I was thinking you may have had a lowkey bacterial infection.
just rub some lotion on it and stretch it back little by little.
 
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i pulled my shit back forcefully when i was 11 now i have perma rough skin on part of the gland where it didnt develop fully
 
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i pulled my shit back forcefully when i was 11 now i have perma rough skin on part of the gland where it didnt develop fully
Mirin low inhib toddler tbh
 
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Might as well use the cream, don't want to fuck my penis over by pulling too hard.
in the beginning most likely you wont be able to pull the skin behind the head, just make little progress everyday until you can
 
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in the beginning most likely you wont be able to pull the skin behind the head, just make little progress everyday until you can
And after the skin is fully retractable does it function like a normal penis, or do I need to do these stretches regularly?
 
Rofl its not cancer if you are worried do a check of your testicles feel for any hard lumps or pain.
you probably didn't wash your foreskin right JFL.
i was joking. are u a doctor or smth or why do they tag u
 
i was joking. are u a doctor or smth or why do they tag u
I tagged him because he survived cancer, and you mentioned cancer, so as a sort of, joke? Not the right word but I think you get it.
 
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And after the skin is fully retractable does it function like a normal penis, or do I need to do these stretches regularly?
idk tbh
Im still stretching it in the shower and when I fap
 
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My dick is circumcised.
 
dont know but whatever you do dont get mutilated
 

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