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[rraymond]

 

[polarpop]

dude imagine if marlon was there

 

[rraymond]

dude imagine if marlon was there

I've received word that Peter Scully is gonna be there

 

[polarpop]

I've received word that Peter Scully is gonna be there

isint that the nga who made abuse videos or some shit and one of the girls fled

 

[sunlessthegreat]

dude imagine if marlon was there

Marlon please rizz hexumlite up bro

 

[polarpop]

Marlon please rizz hexumlite up bro

marlon is in botswana right now i hope he rizzes up a few girls and then apparently hes doing a stream with that actor girl so i hope he pulls her

he fumbled yonna

 

[rraymond]

isint that the nga who made abuse videos or some shit and one of the girls fled

Yeah also well known as Asdvek's idol

 

[sunlessthegreat]

marlon is in botswana right now i hope he rizzes up a few girls and then apparently hes doing a stream with that actor girl so i hope he pulls her

he fumbled yonna

I envy marlon so im praying on his downfall

 

[why.me]

dude imagine if marlon was there

the bp king?

 

[polarpop]

I envy marlon so im praying on his downfall

dude we need to watch marlon edits and envision ourselves, late night downtown miami slaying and driving lamborghinis and we stream with kai cenat and rakai bro, imagine bro

 

[polarpop]

the bp king?

yesssssiiirrrrrr

 

[rraymond]

yesssssiiirrrrrr

He invented org or summin

 

[sunlessthegreat]

dude we need to watch marlon edits and envision ourselves, late night downtown miami slaying and driving lamborghinis and we stream with kai cenat and rakai bro, imagine bro

If i ascend ill just leave like hateeeq bro is married to a girl while being ascended living everyones dream

 

[polarpop]

He invented org or summin

I actually started mewing and looskmaxxing because of clav, but i think that marlon is the king of looksmaxxing in real life, not because hes out there doing mewing tutorials or posting chewing routines or getting surgeries, its cuz he shows what the absolute peak looks like when everything is already perfect from the start.

Marlon didn’t have to max anything. He just exists and the entire internet loses its mind.

Perfect symmetry. Crazy sharp jawline. Insane cheekbones that pop without looking fake. Those hooded eyes that make girls melt just from a stare. Flawless skin.

He’s the guy every looksmaxxer dreams of becoming after years of effort, except Marlon got there for free.
just stare at this harmony:

Side profile? God tier. Long straight ramus, perfect jaw angle, strong chin that projects forward just right. No weak spots, no flaws. It’s like someone sculpted him in 3D. Then add the frame: 6’4, athletic lean build, long arms and legs, broad shoulders. Bro looks like a true adam who decided to stream for fun. He walks into a room and every other tall guy suddenly looks average. Women don’t just notice him they literally melt.

Every time you look in the mirror and think “one day…”, deep down you know the real answer is: “one day I might get close, but I’ll never be Marlon”.

He’s the king and we’re all just trying to get a little bit closer to his shadow.