What to do if mom caught you masturbating?

[Deleted member 5301]

What would you do srs?

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Just act like nothing happened and after 3 days everything is gonna be back to normal. she already know you're masturbating.

 

[Boldandbeautiful]

Just act like nothing happened

This is the go to when u don't know what to say in any situation.

 

[john2]

I'd say - 'What are you looking at??? Go make me a sandwich'.

 

[Deleted member 5301]

Just act like nothing happened and after 3 days everything is gonna be back to normal. she already know you're masturbating.

yeah thats what im doing rn. Don't want to make it more uncomfortable than it already is.

This is the go to when u don't know what to say in any situation.

its tough but im doing it rn in the living room JFL.

I'd say - 'What are you looking at??? Go make me a sandwich'.

sigma chad

 

[DwayneWhite55]

Get your own house ???? Jeez

This nigga really think I'm playing wit him!! I will HURT DIS NIGGA

 

[Mik]

Keep stroking and then say I was scratching my dick under the pillow

 

[DwayneWhite55]

Get ur money up not your funny up nigga

I'm not playing NIGGA on GAWWD IM COMING FA YU NIGGA

 

[Deleted member 9670]

I just said nothing neither did she

 

[Deleted member 15674]

What would you do srs?

I'd cum and chase her

 

[bobt]

What would you do srs?

bro no shame its your body whip it out bro

 

[aBetterMii]

Tell her she cursed you to jacking off instead of slaying stacies with her recessed genetics

 

[NotoriousLoser]

i somehow managed not to get caught

 

[Vermilioncore]

Say I was doing a tik tok dance or some shit

 

[DwayneWhite55]

I would stare at her in shock until she left