What to do if you are good for nothing cel in english speaking country

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If you are a good for nothingcel and from an English speaking country and have a hard time getting jobs because of being under skilled or low skill in your native market what you can do is do a pivot to teaching children abroad to children and young adults to have a somewhat comfortable life and to stack some cash.

You just have to be from the Big 7 english speaking country. That is the US, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland and South Africa basically speak English natively. Other euros don't count what you can do is teach English abroad in the ESL industry. There used to be a time when you could just do a 120 hours TESOL online course online and you'd get hired in some elemtary school in China but those days are gone. What you need now is CELTA. Certificate in English Language Teaching to Adults. Yes they are using celta as filter for even primary school teachers. Once you get that, with a few months old luck you should be able to get hired as an English teacher abroad

Your main target should be UAE since they pay very well but they require multiple years of experience and usually some kind of diploma. I forgot the name but you get that you'll be earning well and for gaining that experience you can go to Korea, China, Thailand, Japan etc and teach English. Usually these kind of jobs also come with flight tickets, food and accommodation covered with a decent salary. Not highly paid but enough to save up if you live frugally

So that's your ticket to JBWmaxx in Asia. It used to be dead simple many years ago, it's now saturated but if you are adaptable and willing to work for less you can get a job without much effort. Only con is that the pay is modest and it isn't much of high status job. Locals and everyone around knows that these job usually taken by good for nothingcels in the west but tbh who cares about all that you get money, house and food so all is good but I'd urge you to go into more specialized fields and go into more niche skilled work like instead of English maybe math, physics. Much higher pay or go abroad as software engineer with experience working with silicon valley or buisness analyst etc. If you have experience and have specialist skills, you literally get a red carpet welcome into these countries so that option is imo better but this CELTA thing is the point of lowest entry
 
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@optimisticzoomer elab on your terms and conditions of the job
 
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@buccalfatremoval nigga this is for you
 
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Burger flipping makes 17 an hour now
 
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Burger flipping makes 18 an hour now
 
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@optimisticzoomer elab on your terms and conditions of the job
Teaching โ€œoral Englishโ€ at a university in China
16 hours a week (technically 16 lessons of 45 mins each)
10,000 RMB (ยฃ1100) a month
Free single apartment on campus
Free bills
1 month paid winter holiday
 
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Teaching โ€œoral Englishโ€ at a university in China
16 hours a week (technically 16 lessons of 45 mins each)
10,000 RMB (ยฃ1100) a month
Free single apartment on campus
Free bills
1 month paid winter holiday
Do they require certificates like tesol or celta
 
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Teaching โ€œoral Englishโ€ at a university in China
16 hours a week (technically 16 lessons of 45 mins each)
10,000 RMB (ยฃ1100) a month
Free single apartment on campus
Free bills
1 month paid winter holiday
You should geomaxx there
 
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Wait, are you implying @optimisticzoomer's a good for nothing-cel
 
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Wait, are you implying @optimisticzoomer's a good for nothing-cel
Generally that's the stigma attached to people that do this.
 
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If someone is seriously considering it. I would get a diploma tbh. This tesol is low level work. What you should be doing is teaching at those high end language centers to working professionals and business men. They pay very well
 
I was told that 120 online course days are over and celta is compulsory these days.
Thereโ€™s a lot of gatekeeping on reddit
Most people say you canโ€™t get a uni job without postgrad or experience, yet I did

But no, in China they donโ€™t care about tesol or celta unless itโ€™s a good proper school. And good schools tend to want actual licensed teachers
Unis, training centres, kindergartens and most schools donโ€™t care if itโ€™s TEFL or celta
 
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Your main target should be UAE since they pay very well but they require multiple years of experience and usually some kind of diploma.
i heavily agree but since theyโ€™re such a tax haven and already pretty flooded with english speaking immigrants, they are VERY selective and strict with their visa allowance

thereโ€™s also the war going on, which has tightened it even more. the UAE is best case scenario but for this time currently itโ€™s not something someone should bet on
 
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@imontheloose do this
 
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If I recall correctly, he was teaching English in China when he met his wife there.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got into without even getting those certificates I mentioned in OP. There used to be a time when all you needed was an English passport to get hired.
 
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i heavily agree but since theyโ€™re such a tax haven and already pretty flooded with english speaking immigrants, they are VERY selective and strict with their visa allowance

thereโ€™s also the war going on, which has tightened it even more. the UAE is best case scenario but for this time currently itโ€™s not something someone should bet on
Thinking the UAE will be permanently affected by this war is naive. If anything, a better move would be to invest in the Middle East now since prices are down and will rise again soon and multiply in the coming decades. This โ€œwarโ€ is part of a broader shift of the globalist eliteโ€™s focus from the West toward the global South, especially MENA and BRICS, instead of some permanent damage.
 
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Thinking the UAE will be permanently affected by this war is naive. If anything, a better move would be to invest in the Middle East now since prices are down and will rise again soon and multiply in the coming decades. This โ€œwarโ€ is part of a broader shift of the globalist eliteโ€™s focus from the West toward the global South, especially MENA and BRICS, instead of some permanent damage.
yeah itโ€™s definitely elite getting into this war for sure

i agree that itโ€™s definitely best case and itโ€™s a GREAT investment itโ€™s just a much harder entry than other countries

if i could enter the UAE right now i would- i donโ€™t even think itโ€™s possible to be poor there unless you tried
 
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If you are a good for nothingcel and from an English speaking country and have a hard time getting jobs because of being under skilled or low skill in your native market what you can do is do a pivot to teaching children abroad to children and young adults to have a somewhat comfortable life and to stack some cash.

You just have to be from the Big 7 english speaking country. That is the US, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland and South Africa basically speak English natively. Other euros don't count what you can do is teach English abroad in the ESL industry. There used to be a time when you could just do a 120 hours TESOL online course online and you'd get hired in some elemtary school in China but those days are gone. What you need now is CELTA. Certificate in English Language Teaching to Adults. Yes they are using celta as filter for even primary school teachers. Once you get that, with a few months old luck you should be able to get hired as an English teacher abroad

Your main target should be UAE since they pay very well but they require multiple years of experience and usually some kind of diploma. I forgot the name but you get that you'll be earning well and for gaining that experience you can go to Korea, China, Thailand, Japan etc and teach English. Usually these kind of jobs also come with flight tickets, food and accommodation covered with a decent salary. Not highly paid but enough to save up if you live frugally

So that's your ticket to JBWmaxx in Asia. It used to be dead simple many years ago, it's now saturated but if you are adaptable and willing to work for less you can get a job without much effort. Only con is that the pay is modest and it isn't much of high status job. Locals and everyone around knows that these job usually taken by good for nothingcels in the west but tbh who cares about all that you get money, house and food so all is good but I'd urge you to go into more specialized fields and go into more niche skilled work like instead of English maybe math, physics. Much higher pay or go abroad as software engineer with experience working with silicon valley or buisness analyst etc. If you have experience and have specialist skills, you literally get a red carpet welcome into these countries so that option is imo better but this CELTA thing is the point of lowest entry
This is a brutal pill to swallow because imagine being unconscious for the majority of your life (nothingcel) until you become self aware and realize yourself you're 30 years old with no progress in life and "no spik" english accent which is a pain in the ass to get rid of
 
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Interesting

But I will live and die in my flyover Midwest state slaving away on construction sites and never leave this country except to hardmaxx for surgeries I otherwise couldnโ€™t get and/or afford locally

Too much holds me down here and that wonโ€™t be changing anytime soon
 
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