What to do in a bar fight based off your size

[Skitsuna]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

 

[Ldar09867]

Dont get into bar fights in the first place 99.9% of people on this site are under 6,4 240LB there might be one or two rest are larping but still no point dying in a random bar fight.

 

[lurkinghapa]

Dont get into bar fights in the first 99.9% of people on this site are under 6,4 240LB there might be one or two rest are larping but still no point dying in a random bar fight.

Are you retarded

 

[Van]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

always aim for the jugular

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

There's probably like 3 users on the entire platform who are 6'4+ and not twinky lanklets and they're likely all greys.

 

[FrancoAgain]

only 2 fights recorded in history with these kind of stats

 

[Tenres]

High IQ analysis:

avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents

 

[Ergogenic]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

What about 5'8 / 173 centimetres and 600 lbs / 272 kilograms ?

 

[Skitsuna]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

 

[Ldar09867]

Are you retarded

Fuck do you mean am I retarded explain to me how im wrong grey with lifetime

 

[asdvek]

Nigga was acting like as if 6'7+ isn't %0.0000001 of the population or something

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

What if im 4,3 and 380 lbs I can take a hit.

 

[Skitsuna]

Nigga was acting like as if 6'7+ isn't %0.0000001 of the population or something

Every WASP slayer like me and @CelestialEmpire know that the average height is 6’5, keep coping

 

[asdvek]

Every WASP slayer like me and @CelestialEmpire know that the average height is 6’5, keep coping

That dude got caught larping last year as a 5'2 gook btw then deleted and came back on that account to larp again

He was larping chang in other acc now started larping WASP

It's a mental illness

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

That dude got caught larping last year as a 5'2 gook btw then deleted and came back on that account to larp again

He was larping chang in other acc now started larping WASP

It's a mental illness

Reminds of someone @MyDreamIsToBe183CM

 

[SoundnVision]

I'm 9ft 500kg 8% bf and on 20g Tren ace per week il be alright haha

 

[cytoplasm]

Good thing i'm a 6'7 WASP chadlite descendant of han dynasty

 

[Divineincel]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

@CelestialEmpire

 

[january]

Why repost this shit

 

[asymmetricalMoid]

always aim for the jugular

It's easy to say this but in a real fight your brain shuts down

 

[Van]

It's easy to say this but in a real fight your brain shuts down

dont lecture me

the only real fight you've been in is getting slapped by your father

 

[asymmetricalMoid]

dont lecture me

the only real fight you've been in is getting slapped by your father

I had plenty of fights
You can't think in a fight you just try to survive

 

[lurkinghapa]

Fuck do you mean am I retarded explain to me how im wrong grey with lifetime

(the post is satire dumb shit)

 

[CelestialEmpire]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

damn i didnt know UK old money guys still mogged us that hard, i thought we new england non-nobles had decent nutrition and wealth nowadays

 

[CelestialEmpire]

only 2 fights recorded in history with these kind of stats

which ones?

 

[FrancoAgain]

which ones?

it was a joke made on the rarity of these stats

 

[Skitsuna]

it was a joke made on the rarity of these stats

It is common to be 7’0+

 

[FrancoAgain]

It is common to be 7’0+

in agartha maybe

 

[India lover 52]

There's probably like 3 users on the entire platform who are 6'4+ and not twinky lanklets and they're likely all greys.

6'4 isn't even that tall lmao i was that tall when i was 14

 

[India lover 52]

There's probably like 3 users on the entire platform who are 6'4+ and not twinky lanklets and they're likely all greys.

my id from when i was 15 btw