What to do in a bar fight based off your size

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Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents
 
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Where does ASU frat leader rank on this
 
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I haven't seen a 6'8 280 Lbs lean in my life
 
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Also regardless of your size the wisest and best option is to flee. Your male ego is not worth jail time and a expensive hospital bill
 
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I'd send in my goons
 
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Stop the cope deathnic this thread was made for WASPs
Also regardless of your size the wisest and best option is to flee. Your male ego is not worth jail time and a expensive hospital bill
WASPs golden boys like me,@CelestialEmpire and @Skitsuna can't turn our backs and run away because we represent the empire on which the sun never sets.
 
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If you are below 5'8 while being above 220-230 lbs you can aslo do some good damage, having a low gravity center while being heavy is a nasty combo
 

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