What to do now, to have money as an oldcel (for retards)

[ChicoLite]

first you need to find a brokerage, good ones

1. TD Ameritrade
2. Charles Schwab (Jew so a bit risky)
3. Fidelity d.E-Trade
4. Vanguard

Then open up a brokerage account. I recommend the following ones:

Roth IRA: good bc you can invest your money until you're 60, you'll be able to take out your earnings tax-free but check because they always change the criteria every year.

Or an Individual Cash Account: good because there is no limit on how much you can contribute. Though you will be taxed on your capital gains, you can deposit and withdraw as much money as you want without any penalties.

Then deposit money. In a Roth IRA, you can deposit up to $6,000 for 2022 and $6,500 for 2023. For Individual cash accounts, you can deposit as much as you want. Just make sure to deposit what little money you can. You can even automate monthly deposits.

Last is to buy assets. Once you have money in your accounts, you can buy stocks, ETFs, or low-cost index funds. Best are SPY and VOO.

 

[Deleted member 15539]

We are not here to make money for our retirement, if anything we would need to make money before we pwak so we can actaully enjoy some of our youth.
No one cares about money when you look like this:

 

[ChicoLite]

In that case sell or transport drugs/fake drugs. You can make enough money for any surgery you need in month if you run enough trips

 

[Yuno_howitez]

first you need to find a brokerage, good ones

1. TD Ameritrade
2. Charles Schwab (Jew so a bit risky)
3. Fidelity d.E-Trade
4. Vanguard

Then open up a brokerage account. I recommend the following ones:

Roth IRA: good bc you can invest your money until you're 60, you'll be able to take out your earnings tax-free but check because they always change the criteria every year.

Or an Individual Cash Account: good because there is no limit on how much you can contribute. Though you will be taxed on your capital gains, you can deposit and withdraw as much money as you want without any penalties.

Then deposit money. In a Roth IRA, you can deposit up to $6,000 for 2022 and $6,500 for 2023. For Individual cash accounts, you can deposit as much as you want. Just make sure to deposit what little money you can. You can even automate monthly deposits.

Last is to buy assets. Once you have money in your accounts, you can buy stocks, ETFs, or low-cost index funds. Best are SPY and VOO.

 

[thereallegend]

We are not here to make money for our retirement, if anything we would need to make money before we pwak so we can actaully enjoy some of our youth.
No one cares about money when you look like this:

At 17 you should be leeching off your parents as much as possible so you can actually enjoy your prime

 

[Deleted member 15539]

At 17 you should be leeching off your parents as much as possible so you can actually enjoy your prime

i am 25

 

[ChicoLite]

At 17 you should be leeching off your parents as much as possible so you can actually enjoy your prime

Grey hairs is sign a man is reaching his prime

 

[thereallegend]

i am 25

ok at your age there's no way to actually enjoy your prime without taking out student loans and raking up credit card debt.
if you wanna live debt free you'll have to wageslave full time. plus women expect you to have your own place. you'll be a wageslave and a rentslave.

 

[Deleted member 15539]

ok at your age there's no way to actually enjoy your prime without taking out student loans and raking up credit card debt.
if you wanna live debt free you'll have to wageslave full time. plus women expect you to have your own place. you'll be a wageslave and a rentslave.

i am in med shcool and getting jaw surgery covered by insurance, life is pretty good.

 

[thereallegend]

i am in med shcool and getting jaw surgery covered by insurance, life is pretty good.

who's paying for the med school

 

[Deleted member 15539]

who's paying for the med school

free where i live, you only need to get in (very limited spots)

 

[thereallegend]

free where i live, you only need to get in (very limited spots)

i live in america. you'd have to pay $300K over the course of med school and also be smart enough to get in.

 

[Deleted member 15539]

i live in america. you'd have to pay $300K over the course of med school and also be smart enough to get in.

americucks

i will pay 50% income tax all my life so there is that

but high status