What to put in Tinder bio?

[johnsmithcel]

All I do is codecelling (which i'm studying in college), gym and reading and putting that in would be kinda gay since no girl would really care about it and I haven't went to the gym long enough to look more than alright.

I wanna fuck, not talk about my hobbies and shit but I look too beta and friendless to have that in my bio.
I want something simple just so i'm not a faggot who doesn't have any bio.
Please help.

 

[Deleted member 2130]

6'6

 

[Deleted member 20370]

6'4 8x6

 

[johnsmithcel]

6'6

I'm only 6'0. Can't fraud that much.

 

[Deleted member 14984]

I read books, like cooking and do mma. You?

This gave me dozens of Likes. Until they asked my height. Jfl

 

[Deleted member 16371]

You will get 0 likes anyway because if your face

 

[johnsmithcel]

I read books, like cooking and do mma. You?

This gave me dozens of Likes. Until they asked my height. Jfl

I'm shit at cooking and don't really care about MMA though

 

[Deleted member 14984]

„How do you recognise me? I am always the tallest in the room.“

 

[johnsmithcel]

You will get 0 likes anyway because if your face

Got close to 40 likes in 24 hours with this kind of selfie before:

 

[Deleted member 14984]

Got close to 40 likes in 24 hours with this kind of selfie before: View attachment 2008029

Nigger how. Your Nose gives me nightmares subhanallah

 

[johnsmithcel]

@Over weren't you a rotter before too? What did you put?

 

[Gargantuan]

Doesn't matter.

Just write down something at least.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Nigger how. Your Nose gives me nightmares subhanallah

It's not me lmao. It was just a similar type of selfie I used.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Doesn't matter.

Just write down something at least.

I literally can't think of one thing to write that isn't autistic or try-hard.

 

[Gargantuan]

I literally can't think of one thing to write that isn't autistic or try-hard.

Most girls (at least where I live) don't even bother writing bios. And when they do, it's usually only their Instagram username.

Don't overthink it too much, even if it's cliche/try-hard or whatever, it's not going to make or break you. Your face/pictures will.

 

[Kylo]

“I enjoy Wine + Good conversation
6’0”

“I enjoy good conversation over drinks
6’0”

 

[johnsmithcel]

“I enjoy Wine + Good conversation
6’0”

“I enjoy good conversation over drinks
6’0”

actually kinda NT. Thanks. I feel like putting my mediocre height is cringe though.

 

[Kylo]

actually kinda NT. Thanks. I feel like putting my mediocre height is cringe though.

Everyone can larp 2 inches put 6’2

 

[Deleted member 18361]

My username is @johnsmithcel on Looksmax.org.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Everyone can larp 2 inches put 6’2

People always guess my height to be 6'2. Even some random oldcel approached me a few months ago when I was wagecucking and said "you seem tall. Are you like 6'2? I wish I was 6'2" jfl. Idk though. I feel like a manlet.

 

[Deleted member 23865]

it doesn't matter, looks are everything. if you're +5'10 just put your height and add 1-2 inches, if you're below 5'10 just hope they don't ask you

 

[johnsmithcel]

it doesn't matter, looks are everything. if you're +5'10 just put your height and add 1-2 inches, if you're below 5'10 just hope they don't ask you

People always guess my height to be 6'2. Even some random oldcel approached me a few months ago when I was wagecucking and said "you seem tall. Are you like 6'2? I wish I was 6'2" jfl. Idk though. I feel like a manlet.

I feel too manlet to put my height in my bio.
Lots of girls in heels are close to my height.

 

[johnsmithcel]

@Romeo1111 what do you put?

 

[Deleted member 12234]

Unless you're a chad, it's best to put something about you in your bio. Whether it show off your humor, hobbies, etc. Just put something. A woman will not want to fuck you if she's not comfortable around you or you come off too "mysterious" (as a non-chad). You can get to the details of what you want once you start actually talking to them. Most women aren't stupid and know most guys just want pussy. You dont need to put it in your bio.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Unless you're a chad, it's best to put something about you in your bio. Whether it show off your humor, hobbies, etc. Just put something. A woman will not want to fuck you if she's not comfortable around you or you come off too "mysterious" (as a non-chad). You can get to the details of what you want once you start actually talking to them. Most women aren't stupid and know most guys just want pussy. You dont need to put it in your bio.

I barely have hobbies and they're cringe tbh. I'm not humorous and she'll know that as soon as she meets me. I just want something standard that doesn't say much but doesn't make me look like a complete loser like no bio does.

 

[Deleted member 12234]

I barely have hobbies and they're cringe tbh. I'm not humorous and she'll know that as soon as she meets me. I just want something standard that doesn't say much but doesn't make me look like a complete loser like no bio does.

no offense but are you a virgin? or do you have little experiences with women IRL? Because even once you meet up with these women IRL, you still need to know how to read iois and "rizz" up girls to get her comfortable to sleep with you too ..or initiate sex. If you're boring af, the vibe will be off irl, let alone online jfl.

 

[johnsmithcel]

no offense but are you a virgin? or do you have little experiences with women IRL? Because even once you meet up with these women IRL, you still need to know how to read iois and "rizz" up girls to get her comfortable to sleep with you too ..or initiate sex. If you're boring af, the vibe will be off irl, let alone online jfl.

I escortcelled, but psychologically i'm a virgin, yes. I have little experience with women and I turned off women who asked me out. But i'm not as much of a sperg anymore. If I get drunk enough I might just be able to have sex if the stars align.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

I read books, like cooking and do mma. You?

This gave me dozens of Likes. Until they asked my height. Jfl

Imagine thinking you got matched bcz of your bio

 

[Deleted member 2268]

Imagine thinking you got matched bcz of your bio

Only good thing there is height

 

[Deleted member 12234]

I escortcelled, but psychologically i'm a virgin, yes. I have little experience with women and I turned off women who asked me out. But i'm not as much of a sperg anymore. If I get drunk enough I might just be able to have sex if the stars align.

honestly your best bet is to just platonically talk to women and build up your charisma (like in the meantime). Like, swipe right and match with ugly bitches and use these women to practice on while you build yourself up for the girls you actually want. You can afford to make mistakes with ugly women and they'll get you used to actually knowing how to read body language and knowing what to say to women to make them more comfortable with you. Same shit goes for social circle maxxing and actually going out in public to talk to women with your friends (if you have any lol).

 

[johnsmithcel]

honestly your best bet is to just platonically talk to women and build up your charisma (like in the meantime). Like, swipe right and match with ugly bitches and use these women to practice on while you build yourself up for the girls you actually want. You can afford to make mistakes with ugly women and they'll get you used to actually knowing how to read body language and knowing what to say to women to make them more comfortable with you. Same shit goes for social circle maxxing and actually going out in public to talk to women with your friends (if you have any lol).

Will do. Honestly ugly and fat bitches are the rudest to me so hopefully that won't affect my ego too much jfl since they'll definitely call me out on being a socially awkward beta.

 

[Deleted member 12234]

Will do. Honestly ugly and fat bitches are the rudest to me so hopefully that won't affect my ego too much jfl since they'll definitely call me out on being a socially awkward beta.

feel free to message me btw. I like to give advice on shit like this since I used to be extremely socially awkward/anxious. I used to literally shake around girls jfl. So Ik the pain. Now I have no prob with women and understand the entire process.

 

[johnsmithcel]

feel free to message me btw. I like to give advice on shit like this since I used to be extremely socially awkward/anxious. I used to literally shake around girls jfl. So Ik the pain. Now I have no prob with women and understand the entire process.

Thanks, man. I'll do that. I'm basically the same now. Find it hard to make eye contact even. But i'm still a thousand times better than when I was a teenager.

 

[Over]

@Over weren't you a rotter before too? What did you put?

i put "xD" in my bio

 

[johnsmithcel]

i put "xD" in my bio

was that at all times or did you have some details about yourself at first?

 

[sketchybusiness55]

you stupid nigger, just include your height.

 

[Over]

was that at all times or did you have some details about yourself at first?

I used to have short description of what I like, basic stuff, but meh I got girls message me about my xD twice, I even made thread about it, search "xD" in title and made by user Over

 

[Romeo1111]

@Romeo1111 what do you put?

I have a fun middle name so I have a joke around that

 

[johnsmithcel]

you stupid nigger, just include your height.

if you're below 6'2 it looks try-hard.

 

[johnsmithcel]

I used to have short description of what I like, basic stuff, but meh I got girls message me about my xD twice, I even made thread about it, search "xD" in title and made by user Over

Do you still talk to girls on there? From what I understand, you slayed one girl from Tinder and one from IRL?

 

[Over]

From what I understand, you slayed one girl from Tinder and one from IRL?

yes, i've had 99% chance to fuck like 3 or 4 more girls off tinder (they inviting me over, or they telling me to invite them over and drink) but I didn't, not sure why, maybe I was extremely low T back then and had low libido I feel, also I love rejecting whores because they never been rejected before (normies would sacrifice their self respect to get a crumb of pussy), and it makes me feel good to know that I'll be rent free in their peanut skulls as the guy who said no to them

Do you still talk to girls on there?

from my experience there is absolutely no point (two exceptions I had) to start a conversation with any girl on Tinder, I never had any further success with girls I hit up, two exceptions tho: one girl I msg first we figured out she is looking for FWB but later she told me she has another normie fucking her so I told her to get fucked because I am not going to share a bitch with anyone. Second girl I could most probably fuck (she was leaning in while wearing dress i could see her titties) but I only realised that few weeks after we ghosted each other



in all other cases, you should only wait for them to message you first, only then I felt this is going somewhere tbh
at the moment I am getting 0 first messages, it's like tinder is dead since a year ago when I made my first account

 

[johnsmithcel]

yes, i've had 99% chance to fuck like 3 or 4 more girls off tinder (they inviting me over, or they telling me to invite them over and drink) but I didn't, not sure why, maybe I was extremely low T back then and had low libido I feel, also I love rejecting whores because they never been rejected before (normies would sacrifice their self respect to get a crumb of pussy), and it makes me feel good to know that I'll be rent free in their peanut skulls as the guy who said no to them

Rejecting foids is based but you should only really do it if they're ugly af or if you already have easy access to pussy. I did this many times involuntarily because I used to be a massive sperg that was afraid to talk to women. Pretty sure they thought I wasn't interested in some cases when I was just quiet due to my shyness.
It really fucks them up.

from my experience there is absolutely no point (two exceptions I had) to start a conversation with any girl on Tinder, I never had any further success with girls I hit up, two exceptions tho: one girl I msg first we figured out she is looking for FWB but later she told me she has another normie fucking her so I told her to get fucked because I am not going to share a bitch with anyone. Second girl I could most probably fuck (she was leaning in while wearing dress i could see her titties) but I only realised that few weeks after we ghosted each other



in all other cases, you should only wait for them to message you first, only then I felt this is going somewhere tbh
at the moment I am getting 0 first messages, it's like tinder is dead since a year ago when I made my first account

I've noticed it being dead too, even on catfishes. How often do you remake your account?

 

[Over]

do it if they're ugly af

they were average looking, Beckies.

It really fucks them up.

I hope so, women have too much power in dating, they need to be trashed

How often do you remake your account?

I remade my account throughout this year at least 5 times, had Badoo and Bumble accounts too, everything dead, maybe dating apps era is dying (I hope).

Yesterday I made new Tinder and got 11 matches 30 likes so far, which translates to 0 matches 0 nothing because nobody messaged first, I messaged two girls today morning and no replies so I deleted matches.

 

[Over]

I've noticed it being dead too, even on catfishes

Though I wonder now, if I should maybe start messaging first, since Tinder is far more dead than before.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Though I wonder now, if I should maybe start messaging first, since Tinder is far more dead than before.

for me it's an ego thing. I hate being the one to chase foids, especially if they're not interested since it still boosts their ego because i'm still one of the hundreds of simps asking for pussy.

 

[Over]

for me it's an ego thing. I hate being the one to chase foids, especially if they're not interested since it still boosts their ego because i'm still one of the hundreds of simps asking for pussy.

well just don't give compliments out at all, talk like you are equals (at least)


there is a good way I have, to wager if she is interested or not

for example you ask: "so what do you study"

she replies

then you ask something blabla about her again

she replies

if she never asks anything about you = just ghost


you can tell how interested she is just few minutes into conversation

 

[Jigen]

Got close to 40 likes in 24 hours with this kind of selfie before: View attachment 2008029

What you look like

 

[johnsmithcel]

What you look like

A bit like this fag honestly