what to reply?

[Deleted member 10536]

A girl replied to me...
She had something about fortune cookies from hell in her bio.
So I wrote "would you bring me fortune from hell?" Or something like that.
She replied "you must wake up neo"
I mean... Wtf do I even reply here?

 

[Deleted member 11748]

shut up bitch and give me snap alrd

 

[Deleted member 10536]

shut up bitch and give me snap alrd

I don't have her snapchat. Why would you even want it?

 

[Deleted member 11748]

I don't have her snapchat. Why would you even want it?

for nudes?

 

[Deleted member 10536]

for nudes?

Still, I don't have her snapchat. Doubt she'd send nudes.
Idk what to reply now...

 

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Tell her that just like the sleepung beauty the only way to Wake you up is a kiss on the dick

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Tell her that just like the sleepung beauty the only way to Wake you up is a kiss on the dick

Love it.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

A girl replied to me...
She had something about fortune cookies from hell in her bio.
So I wrote "would you bring me fortune from hell?" Or something like that.
She replied "you must wake up neo"
I mean... Wtf do I even reply here?

What? You aught not say anything. Girl's a retard.

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Tell her that just like the sleepung beauty the only way to Wake you up is a kiss on the dick

I omitted the dick part, but sent it now.
That's great. But she's going to unmatch me and block me now. Still no regrets.

 

[Deleted member 10536]

What? You aught not say anything. Girl's a retard.

What? You aught not say anything. Girl's a retard.

Beggars can't be choosers.
Autocorrect typed this sentence in less than a second. Fucking magic.

 

[Tony]

 

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I omitted the dick part, but sent it now.
That's great. But she's going to unmatch me and block me now. Still no regrets.

Did she reply

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Did she reply

No. Jfl, imagine a girl on tinder replying to you in a timely manner.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Beggars can't be choosers.
Autocorrect typed this sentence in less than a second. Fucking magic.

If you can't find a way to have your pick then it might be better to starve.

 

[Deleted member 10536]

If you can't find a way to have your pick then it might be better to starve.

Did you just time travel from 1800s or something?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Did you just time travel from 1800s or something?

No, that would be cool though.

 

[Deleted member 10536]

No, that would be cool though.

Then why you write... Whatever you write

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Did she reply

unmatched xd
just as expected

 

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unmatched xd
just as expected

its over

 

[recessed]

unmatched xd
just as expected

streets will turn red on the day of retribution

 

[Deleted member 10536]

streets will turn red on the day of retribution

with my blood, yes.

 

[Hekt0r]

this is a sign.

you have to wake up

wake up

wake up....

 

[Deleted member 10536]

this is a sign.

you have to wake up

wake up

wake up....

? I'm awake. I can even pinch meself.