what ur uber rating says about you

[CelestialEmpire]

Above 4.9: Fucking nerd, cuck, why do third world jeets rate you so high?

4.7-4.9: Damage control specialist of the group, trying to compensate for the 3-5 clowns in the back rows on a rolling blackout

4.4-4.7: Def touse, more than a few experiences with ur buddies puking in the car, rolling down the window to catcall girls on the sidewalk, vaping in the car

Under 4.4: Touse asf, done some diabolical shit like calling the Uber driver a peasant and bragging about your total comp at CVP to him, blasted HH by Kanye in the car, sniffed some quick keys in the backseat, spilled an entire 2L bottle of Diet Coke

 

[Skitsuna]

op is a 5'4 gook

 

[Confusedmax]

niggas be making post about anything

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Skitsuna]

"yeah bro I have a 4.4 uber rating and called my driver a peasant and catcalled girls on the sidewalk"

 

[CelestialEmpire]

"yeah bro I have a 4.4 uber rating and called my driver a peasant and catcalled girls on the sidewalk"
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nah rajesh we're busy on the way to man mark some blonde tarts at the mixer tonight, sorry i cant afford a tip, good luck cleaning the spilled cutwaters

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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nah rajesh we're busy on the way to man mark some blonde tarts at the mixer tonight, sorry i cant afford a tip, good luck cleaning the spilled cutwaters

nvm im a fucking larper im the damage control specialist, but also cuz my mom and i use the same account so she's prob boosting my rating

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Ogionth]

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nah rajesh we're busy on the way to man mark some blonde tarts at the mixer tonight, sorry i cant afford a tip, good luck cleaning the spilled cutwaters

@Skitsuna this is his actual pic btw.

 

[Ogionth]

bump

Do you not get tired of larping all day long for months, imagine being you how do u look at yourself in the mirror after larping as your master white

Fucking self hating cuck

 

[Skitsuna]

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nah rajesh we're busy on the way to man mark some blonde tarts at the mixer tonight, sorry i cant afford a tip, good luck cleaning the spilled cutwaters

@Orka @asdvek @Ogionth

 

[Ogionth]

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@Orka @asdvek @Ogionth

The photo i sent has been posted by himself on his old account by the way

This schizophrenic fuck is going insane from the self hate

 

[asdvek]

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@Orka @asdvek @Ogionth

Is that the Instagram account of the guy he's claiming to be?

Also,

Should I eviscerate this retard?

@CelestialEmpire Should I eviscerate the retard? It will be easy as fuck anyway since his entire persona is built off larping im 6'5.5 235lb ive never claimed otherwise retar im weak 6'2 (187cm barefoot stadiometer nighttime height) and my ideal woman would be 5'10 no nigga im 6'9...

looksmax.org

 

[Skitsuna]

Is that the Instagram account of the guy he's claiming to be?

yep same exact pictures and everything

Should I eviscerate this retard?

@CelestialEmpire Should I eviscerate the retard? It will be easy as fuck anyway since his entire persona is built off larping im 6'5.5 235lb ive never claimed otherwise retar im weak 6'2 (187cm barefoot stadiometer nighttime height) and my ideal woman would be 5'10 no nigga im 6'9...

looksmax.org

ofc

 

[asdvek]

yep same exact pictures and everything

ofc

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK

 

[CelestialEmpire]

@Skitsuna this is his actual pic btw.

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stop spamming ts scp pic on my threaf

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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@Orka @asdvek @Ogionth

bruh delete ts if birds find out i post on a looksmaxxing forum ill lose so much aura

 

[OlympicSizzler]

Speak English, you fuckin Aussie.

 

[irrumator praetor]

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nah rajesh we're busy on the way to man mark some blonde tarts at the mixer tonight, sorry i cant afford a tip, good luck cleaning the spilled cutwaters

hi bro rate my wasp unc (10-12% bf 6ft4 22inch bidelt ex marine 200lbs)

https://www.instagram.com/just_truett/

 

[irrumator praetor]

is he worthy of your WASP folder or a WASP appreciation thread?

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

bruh delete ts if birds find out i post on a looksmaxxing forum ill lose so much aura

Dont you get bored of larping? I don't see the appeal in pretending to be a white brah in college

 

[tomahawk]

Dont you get bored of larping? I don't see the appeal in pretending to be a white brah in college

Larping is extremely not fun
It's boring and stressful