What was your biggest simp move before PSL?

[Deleted member 4310]

Go on and share, it's an anonymous forum.

I was always too ugly to even get into a position where I could simp, guess I was spared a lot of regret.

 

[zikzog]

Easy, telling a girl I loved them.

 

[Honoric]

Sending and receiving postcards from this Polish chick that was my oneitis. JFL looking back now I was such an idiot thinking that I could be with her.

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Easy, telling a girl I loved them.

 

[Deleted member 9819]

Easy, telling a girl I loved them.

same and i did that while on psl

 

[lutte]

Nothing except for some stuff like buying some girl chocolate when when I was like 11

 

[mogstar]

Nothing except for stuff like buying some girl chocolate when when I was like 11

Such a fucking simp

 

[Deleted member 1476]

a girl told me to come with her to get her gym kit at school which made me late for gym class and i got told off. years later i realised i was a pathetic orbiter and she never even liked me in a friend way

 

[lutte]

Such a fucking simp

Ok chad
You told me you wake up at 04:00 to drive your oneitis to a dick appointment

 

[mogstar]

Ok chad
You told me you wake up at 04:00 to drive your oneitis to a dick appointment

How was the drive from Sweden to Portugal ?

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

Too many bro

 

[lutte]

How was the drive from Sweden to Portugal ?

Wdym?
If I were to go to Portugal I'd take a flight

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Thank God I was never a simp

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Sending and receiving postcards from this Polish chick that was my oneitis. JFL looking back now I was such an idiot thinking that I could be with her.

polish girls are turbo sluts lol God knows with how many other guys she was talking to

 

[Deleted member 4562]

Oh god it's so bad I can't even fucking type it

 

[mogstar]

Wdym?
If I were to go to Portugal I'd take a flight

Caterpillar size iq

 

[lutte]

Caterpillar size iq

You're the one driving your oneitis

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Oh god it's so bad I can't even fucking type it

well at least you're growing as a person it you cringe at your old self

 

[mogstar]

You're the one driving your oneitis

What

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I still haven't found PSL, but there was only one time I can ever remember simping. And it was about 15 years ago. The story is both brutal as well as pathetic. I'd never had a girlfriend or any romantic experiences with women before that. I didn't know how to deal with them. The only thing I had to go off of was romantic comedies and whatnot. Anyways, here goes.

Sometime halfway through my senior year of high school there was a 16 year old sophomore, named Stacy, who would use me to give her rides to school every day. She could tell that I liked her and she would always do things to keep me in a perpetual state of believing I might have a chance. Often she would make false plans to hang out with me after school. On those days I would spend the whole afternoon/evening waiting by the phone all dressed up with no place to go. I don't know how many times she did this but she'd always have some elaberate excuse as to why she couldn't make it. I was an idiot.

As time progressed she started using me more and more. She started treating me like her personal chauffeur. Often on the way to school I would take her to Mcdonald's and buy her breakfast. Whenever she wanted to ditch class she'd just come find me and we'd leave school. I was always available.

Eventually she began to humiliate me for fun. At first it was subtle. One morning after pulling up to her house she came out to my car with a smug look on her face. She got in and handed me a mixed cd and told me to play it. She skipped to a song I'd never heard before (We Are Going To Be Friends, by The White Stripes). I could see her out of the corner of my eye guaging my reaction while the song played as I silently drove along.

I forget exactly how much humiliation I put up with. It was bad. At the end of it I was pretty much her slave. The worst thing that happened was one day when when we were out skipping school. She had me drive her to a little computer store and wait for her out in the car while she went in. After about 10 minutes went by she came outside with another guy. They talked for a while and then to my horror they suddenly started making out. I was mortified. After she got back into the car I said nothing. She just laughed about it saying how her brother was going to be mad at the guy. She said he was her older brother's friend and that he just suddenly started kissing her. I was so pathetic. I didn't want to believe it happened so I just pretended I never saw it. Finally after summer came she stopped talking to me.

 

[Deleted member 4310]

I still haven't found PSL, but there was only one time I can ever remember simping. And it was about 15 years ago. The story is both brutal as well as pathetic. I'd never had a girlfriend or any romantic experiences with women before that. I didn't know how to deal with them. The only thing I had to go off of was romantic comedies and whatnot. Anyways, here goes.

Sometime halfway through my senior year of high school there was a 16 year old sophomore, named Stacy, who would use me to give her rides to school every day. She could tell that I liked her and she would always do things to keep me in a perpetual state of believing I might have a chance. Often she would make false plans to hang out with me after school. On those days I would spend the whole afternoon/evening waiting by the phone all dressed up with no place to go. I don't know how many times she did this but she'd always have some elaberate excuse as to why she couldn't make it. I was an idiot.

As time progressed she started using me more and more. She started treating me like her personal chauffeur. Often on the way to school I would take her to Mcdonald's and buy her breakfast. Whenever she wanted to ditch class she'd just come find me and we'd leave school. I was always available.

Eventually she began to humiliate me for fun. At first it was subtle. One morning after pulling up to her house she came out to my car with a smug look on her face. She got in and handed me a mixed cd and told me to play it. She skipped to a song I'd never heard before (We Are Going To Be Friends, by The White Stripes). I could see her out of the corner of my eye guaging my reaction while the song played as I silently drove along.

I forget exactly how much humiliation I put up with. It was bad. At the end of it I was pretty much her slave. The worst thing that happened was one day when when we were out skipping school. She had me drive her to a little computer store and wait for her out in the car while she went in. After about 10 minutes went by she came outside with another guy. They talked for a while and then to my horror they suddenly started making out. I was mortified. After she got back into the car I said nothing. She just laughed about it saying how her brother was going to be mad at the guy. She said he was her older brother's friend and that he just suddenly started kissing her. I was so pathetic. I didn't want to believe it happened so I just pretended I never saw it. Finally after summer came she stopped talking to me.

not a single word

 

[Honoric]

polish girls are turbo sluts lol God knows with how many other guys she was talking to

lol worst part is i think i found her on pornhub a few weeks ago. not 100% sure its her but I have a feeling its her

 

[Deleted member 4310]

I still haven't found PSL, but there was only one time I can ever remember simping. And it was about 15 years ago. The story is both brutal as well as pathetic. I'd never had a girlfriend or any romantic experiences with women before that. I didn't know how to deal with them. The only thing I had to go off of was romantic comedies and whatnot. Anyways, here goes.

Sometime halfway through my senior year of high school there was a 16 year old sophomore, named Stacy, who would use me to give her rides to school every day. She could tell that I liked her and she would always do things to keep me in a perpetual state of believing I might have a chance. Often she would make false plans to hang out with me after school. On those days I would spend the whole afternoon/evening waiting by the phone all dressed up with no place to go. I don't know how many times she did this but she'd always have some elaberate excuse as to why she couldn't make it. I was an idiot.

As time progressed she started using me more and more. She started treating me like her personal chauffeur. Often on the way to school I would take her to Mcdonald's and buy her breakfast. Whenever she wanted to ditch class she'd just come find me and we'd leave school. I was always available.

Eventually she began to humiliate me for fun. At first it was subtle. One morning after pulling up to her house she came out to my car with a smug look on her face. She got in and handed me a mixed cd and told me to play it. She skipped to a song I'd never heard before (We Are Going To Be Friends, by The White Stripes). I could see her out of the corner of my eye guaging my reaction while the song played as I silently drove along.

I forget exactly how much humiliation I put up with. It was bad. At the end of it I was pretty much her slave. The worst thing that happened was one day when when we were out skipping school. She had me drive her to a little computer store and wait for her out in the car while she went in. After about 10 minutes went by she came outside with another guy. They talked for a while and then to my horror they suddenly started making out. I was mortified. After she got back into the car I said nothing. She just laughed about it saying how her brother was going to be mad at the guy. She said he was her older brother's friend and that he just suddenly started kissing her. I was so pathetic. I didn't want to believe it happened so I just pretended I never saw it. Finally after summer came she stopped talking to me.

ok I read it, brutal stuff if true. So her name was literally Stacy? jfl

Also why did you say you haven't found psl? you're literally on a psl forum

 

[Albeacho]

Go on and share, it's an anonymous forum.

I was always too ugly to even get into a position where I could simp, guess I was spared a lot of regret.

When I was 12 a couple of boys were bullying 2 little girls. I stepped in like a fearless giga chad and told them to fuck off and got in a fight with them. The bullies however were bigger than me and kicked my ass. I cringe every time I remember that incident.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

ok I read it, brutal stuff if true. So her name was literally Stacy? jfl

Also why did you say you haven't found psl? you're literally on a psl forum

Yes, Stacy.

I'm not a psler. I'm here because, as another user once put it, I'm a red pill propagandist. You can't b*tch slap feminism by striving to look better. That would just be playing into the feminist's hands. I'd much rather encourage men to control women through the way they interact with them. Let the women be the ones who strive to be more palatable for us, and not the other way around. Of course though, that can only be achieved on an individual basis in this day and age.

 

[Deleted member 4310]

You can't b*tch slap feminism by striving to look better.

 

[turkproducer]

I still haven't found PSL, but there was only one time I can ever remember simping. And it was about 15 years ago. The story is both brutal as well as pathetic. I'd never had a girlfriend or any romantic experiences with women before that. I didn't know how to deal with them. The only thing I had to go off of was romantic comedies and whatnot. Anyways, here goes.

Sometime halfway through my senior year of high school there was a 16 year old sophomore, named Stacy, who would use me to give her rides to school every day. She could tell that I liked her and she would always do things to keep me in a perpetual state of believing I might have a chance. Often she would make false plans to hang out with me after school. On those days I would spend the whole afternoon/evening waiting by the phone all dressed up with no place to go. I don't know how many times she did this but she'd always have some elaberate excuse as to why she couldn't make it. I was an idiot.

As time progressed she started using me more and more. She started treating me like her personal chauffeur. Often on the way to school I would take her to Mcdonald's and buy her breakfast. Whenever she wanted to ditch class she'd just come find me and we'd leave school. I was always available.

Eventually she began to humiliate me for fun. At first it was subtle. One morning after pulling up to her house she came out to my car with a smug look on her face. She got in and handed me a mixed cd and told me to play it. She skipped to a song I'd never heard before (We Are Going To Be Friends, by The White Stripes). I could see her out of the corner of my eye guaging my reaction while the song played as I silently drove along.

I forget exactly how much humiliation I put up with. It was bad. At the end of it I was pretty much her slave. The worst thing that happened was one day when when we were out skipping school. She had me drive her to a little computer store and wait for her out in the car while she went in. After about 10 minutes went by she came outside with another guy. They talked for a while and then to my horror they suddenly started making out. I was mortified. After she got back into the car I said nothing. She just laughed about it saying how her brother was going to be mad at the guy. She said he was her older brother's friend and that he just suddenly started kissing her. I was so pathetic. I didn't want to believe it happened so I just pretended I never saw it. Finally after summer came she stopped talking to me.

this is the type of shit that would scar me for real. but i also had a similar experience but i just didn't simp as much, probably because i couldn't drive a girl around anyway

i totally get what you mean by the "they make you think you have a chance" stuff. when i was a fat truecel a girl used to do the same shit to me lol, sending me suggestive things and then when i tried to make a move "no". in all honesty i was a bluepilled cuck when this was a problem, i learnt a lot. she seems like a sociopathic hoe though, definitely a nasty woman

 

[Deleted member 4310]

this is the type of shit that would scar me for real. but i also had a similar experience but i just didn't simp as much, probably because i couldn't drive a girl around anyway

i totally get what you mean by the "they make you think you have a chance" stuff. when i was a fat truecel a girl used to do the same shit to me lol, sending me suggestive things and then when i tried to make a move "no". in all honesty i was a bluepilled cuck when this was a problem, i learnt a lot. she seems like a sociopathic hoe though, definitely a nasty woman

I remember a foid from high school who used to send me suggestive messages and act all sweet irl towards me, she did that for a while to make me feel like I had a chance with her and one day she asked me to buy her weed, I said no and she stopped talking to me altogether.

Women are nefarious creatures, never trust them.

 

[Deleted member 13686]

Being nice to them when I was young because I thought it would get me laid

 

[Yazolollypop]

This girl I really like was sick, she had no health insurance paid for her medical bill hoping when she gets better she will go on a date with me. Instead she hooked up with her Chad co worker and she just gave me a thank you in the end.