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It's getting more and more harder to cope knowing I will never look like Jordan Barret it's such a piss take
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me too jflDude I'm being serious
Get lean, that would help for sure25 percent
bonesmash, chew, thumbpull and mewI have no bones dude
Get lean before considering surgery this is common knowledge
You will defo need surgery after you leanmaxDude but my face is subhuman you can't fix subhuman faces tbh
You will defo need surgery after you leanmax
But FIRST leanmax
your face looks bloated
If you look worse lean, then just increase your bf% and then consider surgery
If youre gonna do surgery then first leanmax before doing surgeryDefinetly its harsh but it's true
If youre gonna do surgery then first leanmax before doing surgery
Post pics of your body
So whatDude my body is subhuman as well i'm a face and frame cel
So what
We're trying to help you out, not make fun of you
Yeah lose weight man you have fat on you that has to be lost
Yeah lose weight man you have fat on you that has to be lost
Your bodys fat distribution looks similar to mine (im fat aswell lol)
Im tryna lose weight aswell bro im pretty fatThat is possible so i need to try that it's hard though dude ngl
Im tryna lose weight aswell bro im pretty fat
Do intermittent fasting (16 hours drink only water, 8 hours eating window)
Cut out all fizzy drinks and junk food and Eat less calories (less food)
Also do exercise everyday (cycle for 1 hour a day thars what i do)
We cant tell what would you need to fix your face if we cant see your bones, its so dificult to understand?I have no bones dude
my main concern are the lips
We cant tell what would you need to fix your face if we cant see your bones, its so dificult to understand?
I know that you dont have good bones, if you had good bones they would be visible even at 25% body fat
The only thing i can say based on these pictures is that you need some kind of lip reduction
Ey bro, you might don't like Jordan Barret but you can definetly look like Simon Nessman!
You just need to take care of yourself like taking showers going to the gym and be positive.
Always remember to have a great smile in your face
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i think 69 showers will do the trickYou'll like this gigachad bro 50 60 showers will do it jfl
i think 69 showers will do the trick
lose weight and save money for lip reductionView attachment 105312
It's getting more and more harder to cope knowing I will never look like Jordan Barret it's such a piss take
lose weight and save money for lip reduction
nah but a srs reply would be wait 50 years and buy a whole new set of genes (genome).Brutal
nah but a srs reply would be wait 50 years and buy a whole new set of genes (genome).
surgery isnt going to save you.
Custom Skull Implant + Double Jaw Surgery + Le Fort 3View attachment 105312
It's getting more and more harder to cope knowing I will never look like Jordan Barret it's such a piss take
probably your only hopeJust wait for gene editing theory
you can't fix subhuman faces
JFL you morphed the phone