What would u do if ur Uber driver was a foid with lickable ass?

[Deleted member 21712]

well?

 

[Deleted member 25705]

well?

I would ask them like this Indian.

Indian Uber driver wants to lick his passenger

Curries are fighting a losing battle. Just when you think, "finally no more shit stereotypes", bang! Out comes a wild FOB Indian skipping and singing " Bob N' Vagene."

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[longjohnmong]

one time i was driving uber and i drove this woman home from the bar at like 2AM and as i was dropping her off, she said something like "soooo are you gonna do more trips or..." and i gave her some autistic answer about how i could set a destination on the app so i basically get paid to drive home

 

[Deleted member 21712]

one time i was driving uber and i drove this woman home from the bar at like 2AM and as i was dropping her off, she said something like "soooo are you gonna do more trips or..." and i gave her some autistic answer about how i could set a destination on the app so i basically get paid to drive home

that's not an amazing story. I was hoping that every day is some sexy adventure like someone who doesn't have enough money to pay but is willing to pay in other ways

 

[longjohnmong]

that's not an amazing story. I was hoping that every day is some sexy adventure like someone who doesn't have enough money to pay but is willing to pay in other ways

the point is that it was that but i was too autistic to understand

 

[Deleted member 21712]

the point is that it was that but i was too autistic to understand

oh my god you mean she was flirting? god oyu must be thinking about that ass all the time now

 

[longjohnmong]

oh my god you mean she was flirting? god oyu must be thinking about that ass all the time now

yeah, i think she actually said "so is this your last trip?" and wanted me to say something like "as a matter of fact, it is. you should invite me in for a drink" and instead i autistically explained what my actual plans were

but this wasn't even my worst missed opportunity

 

[ihatereddit]

yeah, i think she actually said "so is this your last trip?" and wanted me to say something like "as a matter of fact, it is. you should invite me in for a drink" and instead i autistically explained what my actual plans were

but this wasn't even my worst missed opportunity

jfl i didnt understand it until you explained it
over for my ntness