What would you do if you had to invest 10k?

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I want to make money.

Stocks? Options?

Play poker at the casino?

Leave it in the bank?
 
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This is how I'd do it as a young guy with higher risk appetite

60% Core Index ETFs like Vanguard Total Intl Stock ETF, Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF)

20% Individual Stocks. Nvidia and Tesla are the best ones rn

10%: Thematic ETFs like clean energy, Al, robotics

10%: Crypto BTC/ETH via an ETF or exchange
 
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This is how I'd do it as a young guy with higher risk appetite

60% Core Index ETFs like Vanguard Total Intl Stock ETF, Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF)

20% Individual Stocks. Nvidia and Tesla are the best ones rn

10%: Thematic ETFs like clean energy, Al, robotics

10%: Crypto BTC/ETH via an ETF or exchange
Are you retrarded? There is so much wrong with this idk where to start.

First of all why is your thesis being long the market? The stock market doesn't go up over time its a fallacy so having a net long position of 60% on index ETFs is the most blue pill shit ever.

Second NVDA and TSLA are the most overvalued stocks rn. Everyone is buying them.

Thematic ETFs clean energy - Have you died your hair blue yet?

I have a finance degree btw

This is absolutely fucking retarded
 
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Are you retrarded? There is so much wrong with this idk where to start.

First of all why is your thesis being long the market? The stock market doesn't go up over time its a fallacy so having a net long position of 60% on index ETFs is the most blue pill shit ever.

Second NVDA and TSLA are the most overvalued stocks rn. Everyone is buying them.

Thematic ETFs clean energy - Have you died your hair blue yet?

I have a finance degree btw

This is absolutely fucking retarded
@SecularIslamist
 
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This is how I'd do it as a young guy with higher risk appetite

60% Core Index ETFs like Vanguard Total Intl Stock ETF, Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF)

20% Individual Stocks. Nvidia and Tesla are the best ones rn

10%: Thematic ETFs like clean energy, Al, robotics

10%: Crypto BTC/ETH via an ETF or exchange
You are the most high inhib fucker on this forum. 60% ETFs is not fucking high risk JFL.

Take some fucking roids and long OTM SPY put options like a fucking HIGH T MAN
 
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You are the most high inhib fucker on this forum. 60% ETFs is not fucking high risk JFL.

Take some fucking roids and long OTM SPY put options like a fucking HIGH T MAN
Are you retrarded? There is so much wrong with this idk where to start.

First of all why is your thesis being long the market? The stock market doesn't go up over time its a fallacy so having a net long position of 60% on index ETFs is the most blue pill shit ever.

Second NVDA and TSLA are the most overvalued stocks rn. Everyone is buying them.

Thematic ETFs clean energy - Have you died your hair blue yet?

I have a finance degree btw

This is absolutely fucking retarded
My 60% core is based on a century of data that says you're wrong while the other 40% is my high risk sleeve for convictionYes, NVIDIA and thematics have risk that's the entire point of allocating a smaller, aggressive portion of a portfolio for outsized growth. I don't believe timing the market with textbook theories. I'll be busy compounding. I have never lost money with this method in my 4 years
 
My 60% core is based on a century of data that says you're wrong while the other 40% is my high risk sleeve for convictionYes, NVIDIA and thematics have risk that's the entire point of allocating a smaller, aggressive portion of a portfolio for outsized growth. I don't believe timing the market with textbook theories. I'll be busy compounding. I have never lost money with this method in my 4 years
 
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My 60% core is based on a century of data that says you're wrong while the other 40% is my high risk sleeve for convictionYes, NVIDIA and thematics have risk that's the entire point of allocating a smaller, aggressive portion of a portfolio for outsized growth. I don't believe timing the market with textbook theories. I'll be busy compounding. I have never lost money with this method in my 4 years
What's your y/y annualized return
 
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My 60% core is based on a century of data that says you're wrong while the other 40% is my high risk sleeve for convictionYes, NVIDIA and thematics have risk that's the entire point of allocating a smaller, aggressive portion of a portfolio for outsized growth. I don't believe timing the market with textbook theories. I'll be busy compounding. I have never lost money with this method in my 4 years
Stop this HIGH INHIB NONSENSE. Not losing money is not a benchmark for successs. Show me a 20%+ annualized return
 
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What's your y/y annualized return
Consistently achieving an annualized return of 10-13%. Which is above the market all the while I don't have to micro manage anything.
 
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3 hands of blackjack
3000 each

last 1000 for craps or roulette
 
Consistently achieving an annualized return of 10-13%. Which is above the market all the while I don't have to micro manage anything.
That's barely maybe a few percentage points of alpha above the market and not enough money to move the needle on anything lifestyle wise
 
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Consistently achieving an annualized return of 10-13%. Which is above the market all the while I don't have to micro manage anything.
Are Indians high inhib or something? Is it a genetic trait?
 
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I want to make money.

Stocks? Options?

Play poker at the casino?

Leave it in the bank?
I’d ask @PsychoDsk he’s probs the smartest and most successful user on this subject
 
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I’d ask @PsychoDsk he’s probs the smartest and most successful user on this subject
Yeah I don't need any more curries telling me to buy fucking index funds
 
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Stop this HIGH INHIB NONSENSE. Not losing money is not a benchmark for successs. Show me a 20%+ annualized retur
I have never seen 20+ % being maintained by even extremely skilled traders
Stop this HIGH INHIB NONSENSE. Not losing money is not a benchmark for successs. Show me a 20%+ annualized return

This comment right there shows the
difference in our mindsets. You're looking for a return that immediately changes your lifestyle which is the logic of a gambler searching for a lottery ticket. I'm focused on building sustainable wealth.
 
I have never seen 20+ % being maintained by even extremely skilled traders


This comment right there shows the
difference in our mindsets. You're looking for a return that immediately changes your lifestyle which is the logic of a gambler searching for a lottery ticket. I'm focused on building sustainable wealth.
Sustainable wealth for what? So you can jestermax and buy jewelery for your LTB CURRY WIFE IN 10 YEARS??
 
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Sustainable wealth for what? So you can jestermax and buy jewelery for your LTB CURRY WIFE IN 10 YEARS??
For a house mainly . I plan to get married early🏠
 
For a house mainly . I plan to get married early🏠
White Chad takes roids, buys options making 20% a year, pumps and dumps white HTBs every week while curries wages lave and ty to make 10% in the hopes of marrying some used up white LTB one day. Absolutely brutal
 
Make a shit coin and pay some eth fag to promote it, then rug it :love::love:
 
White Chad takes roids, buys options making 20% a year, pumps and dumps white HTBs every week while curries wages lave and ty to make 10% in the hopes of marrying some used up white LTB one day. Absolutely brutal
I buy options also nigga. That's just not a significant part of my investment. I also trade with larger amounts so i can't dump it all on options.
 
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I buy options also nigga. That's just not a significant part of my investment. I also trade with larger amounts so i can't dump it all on options.
Im fucking around brah you're good lol
 
How much do you make % how do you do 20+ % every year all on options and derivatives? I personally can't do that. Because Options have a theta decay. If your prediction and direction is wrong. It can expire as worthless with 100% loss
 
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I remember reading Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathway had many runs of 20% returns in the 90s and 00s.
 
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Index funds consistently outperform even the best wall Street analysts, take the Austrian economics pill. Just find a decent index fund and dump it in there and forget about it for a decade or two
 
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just buy the index funds. good lazycel way to guarantee steady growth :feelswhere:
 
How much do you make % how do you do 20+ % every year all on options and derivatives? I personally can't do that. Because Options have a theta decay. If your prediction and direction is wrong. It can expire as worthless with 100% loss
I don't. I haven't traded in years only in college. Your returns are good but Im not looking for long term gains I want to exploit short term high risk opportunities
 
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I remember reading Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathway had many runs of 20% returns in the 90s and 00s.
Easier to find undervalued stocks bc lack of quantitative trading prob
 
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I don't. I haven't traded in years only in college. Your returns are good but Im not looking for long term gains I want to exploit short term high risk opportunities
Give examples of it
 
10k is pocket change just gamble that shit on memecoins go big or go home
 
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I was permabearish in 2022-2024. I guess 2022 worked out.

I really don't disagree with what you're saying but markets so irrational these days who tf know if Tesla / Nvidia is overvalued. It's a stock I've never touched coz I always thought it was overvalued. Especially Tesla. But I guess it's wrong to view it as just a car company.

Do you listen to Jeremy Grantham? The king of of all stock market bears? He's quite interesting. His thesis is spot on timing is way off. He's been early on most bubbles all his life but majorly wrong the last 10 years of his life.
 
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This is how I'd do it as a young guy with higher risk appetite

60% Core Index ETFs like Vanguard Total Intl Stock ETF, Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF)

20% Individual Stocks. Nvidia and Tesla are the best ones rn

10%: Thematic ETFs like clean energy, Al, robotics

10%: Crypto BTC/ETH via an ETF or exchange
Ngl something like this (+ gold / materials and maybe consumer staples etf) is what I'd advise to friends but I would NEVER do myself :ROFLMAO:
It's a lock up l, throw away the key and don't look portfolio.

Yeah I'm a total hypocrite but I don't wanna be responsible for people losing money. Id only follow advice on gold. Everyone loves to trash gold but it's been performing well recently especially the miners. It's always worth keeping in portfolio imo.
 
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Ngl something like this (+ gold / materials and maybe consumer staples etf) is what I'd advise to friends but I would NEVER do myself :ROFLMAO:
It's a lock up l, throw away the key and don't look portfolio.

Yeah I'm a total hypocrite but I don't wanna be responsible for people losing money. Id only follow advice on gold. Everyone loves to trash gold but it's been performing well recently especially the miners. It's always worth keeping in portfolio imo.
This is basically like having sex with 2 condoms even when the bitch takes birth control @Jason Voorhees

I’d rather raw dog a Thai hooker
 
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R Fillers in my face and busting pussies the next day
 
Ngl something like this (+ gold / materials and maybe consumer staples etf) is what I'd advise to friends but I would NEVER do myself :ROFLMAO:
It's a lock up l, throw away the key and don't look portfolio.

Yeah I'm a total hypocrite but I don't wanna be responsible for people losing money. Id only follow advice on gold. Everyone loves to trash gold but it's been performing well recently especially the miners. It's always worth keeping in portfolio imo.
I got a 10-13% consistently tho
 
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I want to make money.

Stocks? Options?

Play poker at the casino?

Leave it in the bank?
how about gambling AND stocks. find some random cancer research company and find out when their lab results get back. short it and u will either be in crippling debt for a very long time if it actually cures cancer or a rich man
 
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I got a 10-13% consistently tho
Yeah that's market average over history. S&P 500 at least. Pretty good. That's not good during bull runs though. These last 5 years have been kinda insane if you just followed the crowd rather than take the normie advice.

If you actively follow this shit, listen to earnings call, look at how certain sectors rotate etc it's not hard. Actually I would say even the average guy with his phone has a distinct advantage over 9-5 normies working in the city in large hedge funds. So while 10-13% is good. There's no reason why you shouldn't have been doing double that...
 
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Yeah that's market average over history. S&P 500 at least. Pretty good. That's not good during bull runs though. These last 5 years have been kinda insane if you just followed the crowd rather than take the normie advice.

If you actively follow this shit, listen to earnings call, look at how certain sectors rotate etc it's not hard. Actually I would say even the average guy with his phone has a distinct advantage over 9-5 normies working in the city in large hedge funds. So while 10-13% is good. There's no reason why you shouldn't have been doing double that...
Teach me master.
 
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Its a full time job for most hedge fund managers and they barely make 15% at best
Why were you calling me high inhib pussy itt then
 

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