What would you do if you were God?

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Let's say that you somehow become God, so you have complete control of the universe and of the Earth, what exactly would you do, would you interfere with human life, would you put them to worship you, pray to you, etc...?
 
Press the delete button. No point in prolonging human suffering.
 
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Kill Satan and all wickedness from this world and show myself to them, before they start making arguments like "oh, muh god doesn't exist, why does he allow so much suffering :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:".

I wouldn't want them to worship me (because i'll live rent free in their heads and hearts), but i don't want them to misuse my gifted free will and practice law-less ness (sin).
 
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Force them to to worship me and have sex with them
 
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Try to defeat Evil
 
I would nail stacies ngl
 
I would put women to worship me
 
Make sure @ArvidGustavsson gets hit by a bus
 
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i would make you chad for 1 sec
 
make every one into chads and stacies so no human would longer suffer
 
Press the delete button. No point in prolonging human suffering.
They don't have to suffer after death, if they behave good you can compensate them with eternal life in heaven afterwards...
I wouldn't want them to worship me (because i'll live rent free in their heads and hearts), but i don't want them to misuse free will and practice law-less ness (sin).
If they won't worship you, then they would start to criticize you, make fun of you or even deny your existence, I don't think you would like that...
 
If they won't worship you, then they would start to criticize you, make fun of you or even deny your existence, I don't think you would like that...
Criticism and mockery of me (God) = going against my laws and practicing sin.

Either way, my presence will always be there, so there is nothing to worry about.

No one will fear me. My world will run on everlasting love, which is the supreme ethic.
 
Give myself a 10 inch cock
 
Also, i will never create something as heinous as sex and vaginal birth :sick: in the first place.

My world will be high class and extra civilized. Enjoyment would be in progress, knowledge and arts.
 
I'll be born as world's biggest gigachad in India
 
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Make all simps standard to minimum stacy lite.
 
Only allow hell to exist in afterlife so everyone after death will be tortured for eternity
 
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Criticism and mockery of me (God) = going against my laws and practicing sin.
Either way, my presence will always be there, so there is nothing to worry about.
No one will fear me. My world will run on everlasting love, which is the supreme ethic.
Also, i will never create something as heinous as sex and vaginal birth :sick: in the first place.
My world will be high class and extra civilized. Enjoyment would be in progress, knowledge and arts.
How are people going to reproduce then?
How will everything run without conflict and competition, only with "love", why would people want progress, knowledge and arts - all of these in the end are for acquiring status and money and gain the attention of women and eventually sex, everything is ultimately about sex.
In Matrix, Agent Smith told Neo that the computers tried first to create a perfect simulation without suffering and conflict but it failed miserably - there was simply no reason for the people to live.
 
I can't think of anything
 
become psl 10
 
How are people going to reproduce then?
How will everything run without conflict and competition, only with "love", why would people want progress, knowledge and arts - all of these in the end are for acquiring status and money and gain the attention of women and eventually sex, everything is ultimately about sex.
I'm God after all, so it's my choice what i'd like to do. I'd literally create only man and no women. Sons are born out of the ribs of their fathers, seems like a good idea to me. There needs to be no conflict. Competition is fine to a healthy extent. Acquiring traits like knowledge, skill is the way to go. 'Everything is about sex' is just another argument that applied to the current world, not mine.
 

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