What would you do if you woke up and you were Chad? Monkey’s paw edition

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you went to bed and woke up as a high PSL chad. your looks would be maintained as long as you take basic care of yourself like gymmaxxing grooming etc but you don’t need to take anything for your hair, eyelashes, hormones etc.
HOWEVER, i decide a side effect to whatever you decide to do
 
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I guess i’ll fuck
 
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Me and @JeanneDArcAlter are getting married, what happens next?
 
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I'll become so NT like Josh mcgregor and just do funny dances on the street with zestiness and unironically pose for selfies
 
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I'll become so NT like Josh mcgregor and just do funny dances on the street with zestiness and unironically pose for selfies
you have crippling social anxiety and you’re in a wheelchair
 
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you went to bed and woke up as a high PSL chad. your looks would be maintained as long as you take basic care of yourself like gymmaxxing grooming etc but you don’t need to take anything for your hair, eyelashes, hormones etc.
HOWEVER, i decide a side effect to whatever you decide to do
i decide to kill 10 orphans and then get released and swooned over in court because of my looks
 
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i decide to kill 10 orphans and then get released and swooned over in court because of my looks
you are only swooned over by children, once someone reaches the age of 13 you repulse them
 
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you have crippling social anxiety and you’re in a wheelchair
You ncan't act like Josh Mcgregor in the UK if you are sub-chad it's a death sentence because every1 tries to act tough
 
you are only swooned over by children, once someone reaches the age of 13 you repulse them
thougth there was supposed to be a curse
 
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