What would you do if you woke up and you were Chad? Monkey’s paw edition

[aimzay]

you went to bed and woke up as a high PSL chad. your looks would be maintained as long as you take basic care of yourself like gymmaxxing grooming etc but you don’t need to take anything for your hair, eyelashes, hormones etc.
HOWEVER, i decide a side effect to whatever you decide to do

 

[CD34]

I guess i’ll fuck

 

[aimzay]

I guess i’ll fuck

you can’t get hard, you gotta do it soft

 

[aimzay]

BUMP

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

Me and @JeanneDArcAlter are getting married, what happens next?

 

[Deleted member 59404]

I'll become so NT like Josh mcgregor and just do funny dances on the street with zestiness and unironically pose for selfies

 

[aimzay]

Me and @JeanneDArcAlter are getting married, what happens next?

you get put in the cuck chair by pajeet

 

[aimzay]

I'll become so NT like Josh mcgregor and just do funny dances on the street with zestiness and unironically pose for selfies

you have crippling social anxiety and you’re in a wheelchair

 

[ThugggButt]

you went to bed and woke up as a high PSL chad. your looks would be maintained as long as you take basic care of yourself like gymmaxxing grooming etc but you don’t need to take anything for your hair, eyelashes, hormones etc.
HOWEVER, i decide a side effect to whatever you decide to do

i decide to kill 10 orphans and then get released and swooned over in court because of my looks

 

[aimzay]

i decide to kill 10 orphans and then get released and swooned over in court because of my looks

you are only swooned over by children, once someone reaches the age of 13 you repulse them

 

[Deleted member 59404]

you have crippling social anxiety and you’re in a wheelchair

You ncan't act like Josh Mcgregor in the UK if you are sub-chad it's a death sentence because every1 tries to act tough

 

[Deleted member 142766]

Just woke up

 

[ThugggButt]

you are only swooned over by children, once someone reaches the age of 13 you repulse them

thougth there was supposed to be a curse

 

[aimzay]

Just woke up

you have insomnia