What would you do if you woke up one day and found out you're rice?

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You woke up one morning feeling great, but you look in the mirror and see that your skin turned rice, resembling the color of piss. You start to to talk and you found out your accent has changed you start to talk in a rice accent. You start smelling like a rice. What would you do?
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i would say: well at least i ain’t curry
 
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I probably wouldn't need to use deodorant. That would be a plus, I suppose.
 
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Asians are underated tbh, can have high smv if played well, in the right player hands.
Unfortunately this class is nerfed by small dick.
 
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Depends which asian, if any type of east asian, then i'd femboy maxx easily
 

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I would say fuck yeah, hunter eyes
 
I'd league of legendsmax and be a challenger.
 
Maybe rope or gymcell
 
I would probably try to nichemaxx, in my country there are several Chinese people who are herbalists, acupuncturists, qi gong gurus, martial arts masters, etc., people are very superstitious here and as a Chinese you're seen as exotic and possessing secret, ancient knowledge.
So I would probably open my own dojo: "Long Wang's No Touch Shaolin Kung Fu Dojo".
 
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